ILikeBoobies,

Lawns are better than concrete

grue,

Lawns beget concrete elsewhere (in the form of parking lots) by being too low-density for walkability.

ILikeBoobies,

Bus, Cable Car, Train, Bicycle

You would think people in this community wouldn’t say something so foolish

grue,

Yes, what you’re saying is foolish.

It’s an issue of low density. Having single-family houses spread apart with lawns necessarily lowers the viability of methods other than driving because e.g. you have to walk farther to get to destinations, there are fewer riders per mile along the transit line, etc.

ILikeBoobies,

Look you don’t know what you’re talking about and it’s fine

The roads do way more for spreading people apart than the lawns do

Whether you have grass or trees on people’s property does not impact density

grue,

Whether you build a single-family house with a yard or an apartment building on a lot absolutely impacts density. Hell, even among single-family houses, whether the minimum lot size is 9000 square feet or two acres (real zoning categories on my city, BTW) absolutely impacts density.

ILikeBoobies,

An apartment with a lawn vs an apartment without doesn’t impact density

Nor does a two hectare lot with one vs a two hectare lot without

grue,

You just keep insisting on missing the point, don’t you? This thread is not actually about grass vs. other plants with density held equal, and never was.

ILikeBoobies,

name a more wasteful use of land

Me: concrete

You: you’re missing the point

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Grass lawns aren’t.

Nurgle,

Lawns are 100000% better than an impermeable hardscape like concrete.

apocalypticat,
@apocalypticat@lemmy.world avatar

You say that like those are the only two options.

olutukko,

lawns are shit and they were actually a tool for colonialism. they quite literally came in fashion because rich people in europe were flexin with their wealth because they could spend their land and work force for lawn that looked pretty and contributed for nothing. they even took those same lawn species for america so keeo that same flexing going on.

fuck lawns. Go actually diverse meadow plants that bugs need!

also lawns are insanely unecofriendly despite being plants.

youtu.be/ciz8NwjurZU

FLX,

Except in europe we have trees, flowers, vegetables, plants. Real gardens.

Not just an ugly lawn like this, you never see just a lawn with nothing on it.

Are americans allergic to trees or something ?

Got_Bent,

These days, you’ll lose your homeowners insurance for having trees anywhere near your house. They’re legit taking drone pictures on that now.

FLX,

I guess it could be because of big storms in some areas, but losing it really ? Why not just more expensive for vulnerables/dangerous trees ?

This is nonsense

PedestrianError,
@PedestrianError@towns.gay avatar

@FLX @olutukko Yes. They’re afraid of damaging their cars on them because they insist on driving so fast they sometimes just randomly fly off the road.

ILikeBoobies,

Read the title, your argument shouldn’t be things better than lawns

It should be that concrete is better or no argument at all

olutukko,

I never said they were worse than concrete. just stated that lawns are shit and shouldn’t existed

edit: I do understand your comment though and I just wanted to rant aboutnit

chiliedogg,

Yes, lawns are wasteful.

But there’s also water quality and flooding issues associated with using all available land for building.

Grass and dirt absorb water. Rooftops and concrete don’t. 1-inch of rain on an acre of grass will be absorbed. Replace that grass with impervious cover and you’ve got an extra 27,000 gallons of water, or about 2 swimming pool’s worth of runoff.

Kalkaline,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

That’s what public parks and other green spaces are for.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

the only good lawn is a flood management lawn, there’s two notable ones in my town and they literally turn into marshes when it’s been raining a lot or the water level is high, and without them entire areas would flood.

huginn,

It’s worse when you tear down farmland and forests for suburbs.

Build our cities with sufficient storm sewers and public parks that can double as bioswales and fuck the lawn loving burbs.

unreasonabro,

i, too, advocate a more hobbit-like lifestyle.

grue,

Sububs have way more impervious surface per-capita than dense urban areas do.

TheFonz, (edited )

Grass has an extremely low runoff coefficient. The water absorption is almost on par with impervious surfaces. This is because the root system of most turf/gras systems is only a few inches deep. On the other hand native grasses, fescues, and trees are excellent for water infiltration! Rain gardens are also good choices as they promote pollinators. I’m a landscape architect --happy to answer any questions.

Errata: meant to say high runoff coefficient --not low.

chiliedogg,

It really depends on the specific grass and underlying soils, as you say.

I’m the guy at the City making landscape architects and civil engineers comply with drainage and water quality regulations.

We live off the tears of developers.

TheFonz,

Planner I’m guessing? Are you the one I’m fighting the minimum parking requirements for each project? 🥲

chiliedogg,

Planning yes. But we fight over impervious cover over the aquifer recharge zone and building retaining walls in in conservation and drainage easements.

And setbacks. Good god we fight over setbacks.

Nemo,

My backyard slopes towards the house and during heavy rains the cellar floods which, okay, it’s a cellar with limestone block walls, it’s not supposed to be waterproof, but… is there anything I can do to make this happen less often?

TheFonz,

Yes. There’s several possible approaches to redirecting storm water: You could build a french drain or you could regrade the slopes to redirect the flow around the house. I don’t want to give too specific recommendations because I don’t have a survey or am familiar with the exact conditions of your lot. I don’t think infiltration is an option in your case though. The goal is to get the water away.

Nemo,

Thanks. I figured regrading was best but I haven’t gotten around to it. It’s been less of a problem since we started putting up raised garden beds but I thought, hey, might as well ask.

TheFonz,

No problem any other Qs feel free to pm!

interrobang,

Im going to look up rain gardens right now, sounds awesome

WldFyre,

Low runoff coefficient means more absorption and less runoff, even sod typically has a C of around 0.3, as opposed to the 0.95 of concrete.

I agree more natural landscaping is better!

TheFonz,

Good catch. Still, very low infiltration compared to native grasses. I have the papers on it parked somewhere.

LordCrom,

I use my lawn for growing stuff to eat. Bananas, lemons, passion fruit, onions mostly

huginn,

Then it’s not a lawn

FrowingFostek,

That sounds so dope.

5714,

Insert Fallout quote about the wasteland being harsh

blazera,
@blazera@lemmy.world avatar

people burning fossil fuels to eviscerate co2 absorbing plants twice a week

“My impact on climate is minimal”

deania,

I was about to say golf courses, but then I realized that people actually use golf courses to play golf, which is more then the average lawn is used for.

casmael,

Hey that’s not true…. Lawns get used all the time for… err…… proving to neighbouring households that the Lawn Owner is rich enough to grow something useless there? Idk tbh

EatATaco,

I have a small lot (0.2 acres) with a small lawn, my kids play on it all of the time. It’s the only reason I haven’t gotten rid of it all and replaced it with native species.

GratefullyGodless,
@GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world avatar

When I was a kid, we used our lawn, our friends lawns, and neighbor’s lawns constantly. After school, we would be out there playing games like tag, red light, football, Frisbee, or some other excuse for running around outside, until we gad to go on and have dinner and then work on homework.

Having those yards kept us kids sane, and probably our parents too, as we had places to burn off energy, and get out of their hair for awhile.

vividspecter,

If there isn’t anywhere else to play but your own lawn, then your area has inadequate infrastructure. There should be multiple parks within a short, safe walk along with other things for kids to do that don’t require everyone having their own dedicated lawns.

PancakeBrock,

I have 7 acres and I rotate my goats around the entire property to eat. I Don’t have to buy hay or mow it’s great.

casmael,

All my homies hate roundup

DragonTypeWyvern,

(My homies are not the state of Missouri)

Nemo,

I mean, that’s true in any case.

Truth_Hurts,

It’s not like children could use a lawn to play on or anything…

And our Public transit system is totally ready for nobody to have cars… Our GDP totally won’t fall to 10% is what it was before once nobody can go to work.

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

If only there were easily acessible public spaces where kids could play in. Alas, we had to bulldoze those for lawns and parking lots.

Dozzi92,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

People should live in cities or not at all…

… according to Reddit.2 Lemmy.

The one-size-fits-all mentalities frequently preached here (and there) are where I check out of the political ideology.

grue,

First of all, this is about how suburbs are bad, not about how rural areas are bad. Nobody’s saying everybody should live only in cities.

Second, the issue isn’t one of “mentality;” it’s one of economics. It isn’t that you’re wrong for wanting to live in a house with a yard; it’s that you aren’t entitled to have the rest of society subsidize your choice.

Suburbanites are welfare queens benefiting from the most massive Ponzi scheme in the history of the world, and it has to stop before we bankrupt ourselves (let alone destroy ourselves via suburbs-induced climate change).

Classy,

This has mega Kill Your Lawn energy

DudeImMacGyver,

Golf courses? Malls?

Telodzrum,

Datacenters

Boatman,

Nah man, the ones I’ve been at have been quite effectively planned. Every square meter costs. I think it’s quite silly to equate datacenters to lawns. Datacenters are better for the environment and and provide stability which is important for national safety.

Telodzrum,

Nope

drkt,
@drkt@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You’ve described 2% of datacenters, the other 98% are nothing like that are have nothing to do with national safety and are absolutely not better for the environment because they are unnecessary in the first place.

Boatman,

Care to share your experience? I work for a MSP and we serve private companies and governmental bodies. These companies exist because people need their services, if noone needed or wanted those services the companies wouldn’t be profitable. Disruptions to their services show up on news and cost a great deal to the society.

That is where national safety comes in to the picture. If you don’t agree imma head out.

IrateAnteater,

Unrelated to the actual topic, but is anyone else starting to find this “my brother in Christ” meme really irritating? I ain’t your brother, and I don’t give a fuck about your Christ.

Dangdoggo,
Dangdoggo avatar

Nah I love it. That's the bit, using it so nonchalantly sort of diminishes the expression. I don't think anyone using the meme gives a fuck about a Christ either

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

do you also get angry when people say “thank christ” or “jesus that was close”?

letsgo,

It’s just a phrase. Like “how are you” as a greeting. Nobody who say how are you wants to know how you are or gives a shit about any answer other than “fine thanks! how are you”. Just treat MBIC the same way, maybe invent your own responses, my sister in Buddha?

Nemo,

I don’t ever use it, but I love it.

TrickDacy,

Yes!!! It was funny the first time I read it in 2019, kind of. Since then it’s not been slightly funny but has gotten pretty irritating to me.

marduk,

Go away, batin’!

grue, (edited )

Would you prefer they go back to using the n-word instead?

Edit: maybe the downvote was because you don’t know:

From knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-brother-in-christ :

My Brother in Christ is a recaption meme trend using “my brother in Christ” as a slang term put on top of words, most often replacing the N-word, in other meme captions to enhance the original meaning by adding a flair of polite Christianity for humorous effect.

Edit: fixed link.

Nemo,

Colon is breaking your link, btw. Thanks for sharing, though, that was interesting.

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Without context this is extremely funny though

“I don’t like this expression”

“OH YEAH? Then I’m gonna go back to using the N-word”

grue,

I didn’t say I was gonna do it! I don’t use either expression.

FrowingFostek,

Huh, today I learned. Thanks grue.

RaoulDook,

What, do those plebs not have driveways or garages for their cars? I never have to park on the street, since I just drive up my driveway across my 1/2 acre lawn. It’s quite nice having that “wasted” use of land for my kids to play on whenever they want.

conditional_soup,

Your kids play on your lawn? Mine don’t, they much prefer the park, that’s why I’m going full tilt into meadowizing my lawn.

It’s also worth noting that there’s almost no kids on our block, despite it being a pretty new neighborhood, because we’re one of a very small handful of younger families that were fortunate enough that they could actually afford to buy a home. Almost everyone else in the neighborhood is older, and their kids have already grown up, because that’s largely the demographic that could afford these houses. It makes me sad for my kids a lot, because there’s really not much to do outside except look at everyone else’s identical homes and kick rocks. We could be doing a lot better than this as a society.

Truth_Hurts,

Not everyone wants to risk their children getting stolen at a park.

Having a backyard lawn is a safe way to let kids play while adults don’t have to supervise.

Front lawns aren’t really useful but id absolutely have some form of backyard lawn even if it’s AstroTurf once I have a house.

brbposting,

That’s too bad

Gotta decide between a small risk of abduction or some risk of stealing a fun part of childhood.

Surprised to find a ~quarter of abductions are by strangers :o Mostly relatives for sure but 25% is high.

I’d like to think I’d YOLO it and the odds would play in my favor 😬 Same as walking to school or something… car could hit a family walking, but probablyyyy won’t.

Maybe in our Big Brother future abduction will be almost impossible due to iris scanners or thought police or something draconian. Yayy

TheFonz,

It can be both…doesn’t have to be all or nothing. The issue is 99% of suburbia is lawn, and only like 5% of it is used out of the year.

There is an egregious imbalance that needs remediation because the lawns are destroying ecosystems, pollinators and contributing to toxic runoff (rainwater isn’t absorbed by lawns due to their shallow roots). The rainwater pulls all the fertilizer & roundup into the storm water discharge and feeds it into rivers and lakes (hence the algal bloom that is overtaking many lakes in the US).

conditional_soup,

Contrary to what Fox News would have you believe, snatching kinds up out of parks is a really, really rare thing, especially if the park is busy. Bad guys generally don’t like to be seen doing bad guy shit, and it’s kinda hard not to be seen at a busy public park.

A little less seriously, I did grow up in a rural area and had a forest as my back yard. I really wish more children got to grow up around a wild space like that, rather than deeply managed and heavily sanitized parks and back yards.

IsThisAnAI,

Data doesn’t really support your experience, and that being average. A dip for the millennials but gen z is doing quite well on home ownership. fortune.com/…/redfin-baby-boomers-gen-z-housing-m…

I’m not saying more can’t be done and we’ll see how the past few years affect this, but if there really aren’t any gen z’ers on your block you’re an outlier.

conditional_soup,

Thanks for sharing! My neighborhood must be an outlier, then. We have almost no young families on our block.

SkybreakerEngineer,

Golf. Especially driving ranges.

Sylence,
@Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Not sure about the US, but here in Australia many golf courses are built on flood plains where regular development would not be permitted. Still not nearly as beneficial as native bushland would be, but not as much of a “waste of space” as many tend to believe.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

On the grand scheme of things not that bad in comparison to parking and lawns

Yeah it’s large and can be quite wasteful but not that bad

blackbelt352,

Eh I like to take the George Carlin approach to golf courses they’re large swaths of land that take a lot of chemicals, and water to maintain by cheap labor hidden just far enough away so rich fucks can hit a tiny white ball with a metal stick into a plastic cup.

I’ll agree that overall golf courses aren’t the source of the problems, but they’re the distillation of how our society is structured to how so many resources and exploited labor go into maintaining the wealthy’s way of life.

IsThisAnAI,

Golf isn’t really that elitist these days. There are public courses everywhere, games off hours are $20, and equipment can be had for a few hundred dollars. It’s pretty middle class compared to the actual elitist sports.

WalrusDragonOnABike,

few hundred dollars compared like near $0-$100 for a lot of sports with free courts/fields at parks (basketball, volleyball, soccer, and flag football are like $20 for a whole group to be able to play for as long as a ball lasts, sports like baseball and tennis require individuals to have some equipment but far less than golf costs), that’s still kinda a lot, especially as a basic cost to enter. OTOH… I have more than one bike and I spent nearly $3K on one solely for hobby use when I was making roughly minimum wage, so its far from elitist.

IsThisAnAI,

I’m not saying it’s totally accessible. I’m just saying it hasn’t been a rich/elitists game for some 20 year now.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Exactly

I know plenty of people who golf on the weekends who make our state’s minimum wage

Or hell going down to the local driving range is pretty fun as well and something I do on occasion

_haha_oh_wow_,
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Giant parking lots and big box stores?

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • fuckcars@lemmy.world
  • GTA5RPClips
  • DreamBathrooms
  • thenastyranch
  • magazineikmin
  • tacticalgear
  • cubers
  • Youngstown
  • mdbf
  • slotface
  • rosin
  • osvaldo12
  • ngwrru68w68
  • kavyap
  • InstantRegret
  • JUstTest
  • everett
  • Durango
  • cisconetworking
  • khanakhh
  • ethstaker
  • tester
  • anitta
  • Leos
  • normalnudes
  • modclub
  • megavids
  • provamag3
  • lostlight
  • All magazines