BugleFingers, Are you telling me the Gatorade commercials LIED to me!?!?
archonet, Hey now, I’m certain a few of the IT nerds here are qualified to work for the FBI. Not all, but some.
DaCrazyJamez, Ironically, some cats DO glow in the dark:
muzzle,
Kolanaki, 
Actually: Human skin
Alice, 
Removed
RedIce25, Jokes on you as I jam this glowstick up my peehole
TropicalDingdong, don’t let your memes stay dreams…
jjagaimo, Also, cure yourself of lactose intolerance if that’s your affliction
Blackout, 
After I down the 12th glow stick I glow a little, but alas not true bioluminescence 😔
aeronmelon, (edited ) I have some questions…
What made the cat sad? And why does it have a Christmas can of Chinese Japanese Coca-Cola? And why are you posting this picture in May? You’re just making me mad its not Christmas time and a million degrees outside.
MargotRobbie, 
It says “Hokkaido” on the can, so I’m guessing it’s a can of Japanese Coca-Cola?
aeronmelon, You’re absolutely right. I guess I didn’t zoom in far enough.
3ntranced, I have the same can. It’s a Hokkaido 2020 collectors can.
voracitude, No kidding? 💡
Lemminary, This feels like a personal attack.
Naz, I wonder who it’s for
tobogganablaze, Jokes on you, I am bioluminescent.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 
SkybreakerEngineer, Boltzmann agrees
scarilog, I’m bioluminescent in infrared 😤
UnfortunateShort, I’m quite convinced bioengineering will find a way
No_Change_Just_Money, We have, it is just illegal on human even with their consent
HikingVet, Maybe in your country, but I’m sure there is one that allows it.
molten, Oh yeah. If I’m dedicated enough, I’m sure I can, since we can already make animals bioluminescent.
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