markarayner, to Cat
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punfinity, to puns
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"See you Later Alligator" & "In a white crocodile" Puns might have become old.
Therefore, in the article, we'll the the newest in line and best alligator puns.

https://punfinity.com/alligator-puns/

returntosender, to animals
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nothing's wrong, just great personalities

Alleman, to animals
@Alleman@mastodon.world avatar

In case you get hungry

metin, to Meme
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markarayner, to writing
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I once asked a writer friend why she wrote, and she replied, with total sincerity: "For revenge."

idunn, to Funny
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researchbuzz, to uk
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'The Leicester Comedy Festival is seeking volunteers to help catalogue and preserve images stored in its archive.

Organisers have collected hundreds of photos and images since the annual event began in 1994 but they are not currently catalogued in any formal order.'

https://www.chortle.co.uk/other-news/2024/05/15/55627/could_you_help_catalogue_comedy_festivals_photo_archive%3F

grrlscientist, to Humor
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The Onion's new CEO on his plan to bring back ‘the good internet’

Ben Collins, a former political disinformation reporter at NBC News, is working to make #satire great again

#TheOnion🧅 #humor🤣 #news🗞️ https://www.fastcompany.com/91126211/the-onion-ceo-ben-collins-jeff-lawson-nbc-news-elon-musk

b_rain, to Humor German
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thor, to ADHD
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looking over Trello kanban board

The trend here is that nothing ever gets finished.

On the plus side, this means I'm not likely to finish you either.

returntosender, to animals
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creation of a masterpiece
#catsofmastodon #cats #Humor

sfwrtr, to writing
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Your should always be unexpected to the reader.

mpax, to Jokes
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Why Is Elton John's solar farm the most productive in the world?

He Doesn’t Let The Sun Go Down
#humorous #jokeoftheday #jokes #humor

GhostOnTheHalfShell, to Humor
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MMM! The future in home defense!

https://youtu.be/YPW_HeOHA1E

adamsdesk, to Funny
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Thursday is here and that means its time for a Throwback tech comic strip.

Server Connection, circa 2006
by @ChrisPirillo & Brad Fitzpatrick

https://www.flickr.com/photos/lockergnome/500464688/

License: Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/

metin, to books
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Trekker21, to StarTrek
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drahardja, to iOS
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If you ever think that you’re disrespected, or nobody cared about you, remember that Safe Area Insets is out there and feel better.

#ios #humor #ux

bsletten, to Humor
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returntosender, to animals
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mpax, to Jokes
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What do you call a group of people discussing renewable energy?

A Solar Panel
#humorous #jokeoftheday #jokes #humor

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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chiefgyk3d, to politics
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It's that time of year again! Election season.

I'm here to remind you that politicians are temporary but Wu Tang is forever!

#Politics #Humor #WuTang #Rap #Hiphop #Funny #Election

tangledwing, to news
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