letsgo,

I wouldn’t go on a trans antarctic trip; I wouldn’t want the cold air blowing up my skirt.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

When I was in my 20s, I seriously looked into getting a job in Antarctica. I kept looking at Raytheon’s job page to see if anything applied. There was no wooden ship, but it still sounded so romantic to me that I really thought it would be a great adventure.

So glad I never did it.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

That would’ve been such a cool experience, but yeah… probably less fun that we’d imagine.

Anticorp,

I’ll pass on trans antarctic trips. I’m not a fan of the cold, and it’s very cold down there. Now trans Atlantic… YES!

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yeah no one ever got cold on a trans-atlantic ship, no sir, not even in April 1912.

OrteilGenou,

Those guys going from Denmark to Iceland on longships in 800 a.d. were just toasty warm as well

Wogi,

When I was a kid my mother got me a book on the expedition of the Terror.

I will not be going on a trans arctic or antarctic voyage in a wooden ship.

Edit: NVM I’ll go. Risk is worth it. Call me up when you’re ready to embark

Discoslugs,
@Discoslugs@lemmy.world avatar

Just make sure to choose the right type of boat.

Cuz shackelton did not.

Comment105,

Make sure to choose the right type of men, too.

shasta,

The kind who like to cuddle?

Discoslugs,
@Discoslugs@lemmy.world avatar

Shackelton did do that. He personally interviewed every crew memeber.

And he did a good job too. When thier boat became trapped in the ice they had to spend the entire antartic winter held up inside the immovable ship. I think it was like 9 months.

They had no altercations and were generally in good spirits.

AlligatorBlizzard, (edited )

My roommate went to Omega Mart a few days ago and all she got me was this pack of chewing gum and maybe covid. Hopefully not the covid, but she’s got it right now. :/

Edit: got the covid too.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1ab2a64b-d749-426f-8ff0-5284701d358c.webp

XTornado,

Amazing.

Amends1782,

I love this so much. Did you make it or just have it lying around? It seems so niche I’m inclined to believe you made It lol

AlligatorBlizzard,

It came from Omega Mart, which my roommate visited when she was in Las Vegas a few days ago, I just took a picture of it.

mechoman444,

As long as we have access to modern medicine I’m game!

Agent641,

On a scale from 1-100, how many teeth does the surgeon’s bone-saw have?

ultratiem,
@ultratiem@lemmy.ca avatar

Here’s an orange

JokeDeity,

The fuck I would.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Yeah I know the success rate of those things and I’m not a huge fan of long pork

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Have you tried the ribs or belly? Goes well with a bottle of Chianti 👌

JokeDeity,

Shit I just want the office job so I can quit being killed for nearly minimum wage. Plus I hate the cold.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

I just want food service workers to be treated like actual people. I love cooking food but between corporate and customers I’m at a limit 😮‍💨

JokeDeity,

Same here. Never been in food, but retail is definitely it’s own nightmare. Here’s hoping for the both of us.

Pj55555,

Many good jobs from the past are no more such a shame.

ohlaph,

I’m a descendant of Roald Amundsen, so yeah, let’s do this.

BigNote,

Just imagine if they’d given the command of the British Antarctic expedition to Shackleton instead of Scott. I still think Amundsen would’ve beaten the Brits to the pole, but I very much doubt Shackleton would’ve gotten himself and his men killed.

There’s some evidence that he was passed over for the command for political reasons having to do with him being Irish.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Better than being a descendant of Scott. Then it might not be advisable. Unless you wish to go for a walk and be some time.

MadBob,

I read this as leaving one’s job because the boss asked them to go on a ship for the office tembuilding exercise or something. I’d have to sleep on it myself, I think.

PseudoSpock,
@PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Would probably still be warmer than some of the offices I’ve worked in.

IamRoot,

I use dark mode for a reason. FU.

yetAnotherUser,
IamRoot,

Sadist.

JokeDeity,

Buddy. First I want to say, I upvoted you both times purely because you made me laugh, but after seeing this comment from you on two threads, I have to say it’s absolutely fucking unhinged. You cannot possibly expect millions of people to conform to you and only post dark images, that’s literally insane. Most people don’t even know how to use dark mode for stuff, they certainly aren’t going the extra step and using things like Dark Reader, etc. You might want to just pack this gripe up because it’s only going to continue to frustrate you fruitlessly.

_number8_,

I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by;
And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song and the white sail’s shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea’s face, and a grey dawn breaking.

I must go down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying,
And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying.

I must go down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life,
To the gull’s way and the whale’s way where the wind’s like a whetted knife;
And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow-rover,
And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick’s over.

FederatedSaint,

How am I supposed to traverse Antarctica (a continental land mass) in a big wooden ship? Does the ship have wheels and sleds? Because Antarctica is a desert. A cold one, yes, but still a very-much-hostile-to-sea-faring-wessels desert.

Cornelius_Wangenheim,

You ever seen the movie Fitzcarraldo?

JokeDeity,

No, have you seen Bunganormous?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar
p1mrx,

Just wait a decade or two.

FleetingTit,
@FleetingTit@feddit.de avatar

Antarctica is still a landmass. With mountains and shit.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Details my friend, details, we’ll figure it out on the ship.

p1mrx,

Maybe the melting ice will create navigable rivers?

wheeldawg,

So we gotta be trans to go on the trip?

I mean if that’s the price… 😂

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Yeah, I think so. And then I guess they make you reverse it on the return trip. Maritime rules are weird.

dustyData,

I will trust you on that. I’m only well-versed on Bird Law.

Luke_Fartnocker,

When they put it back on, can they put a bigger one back on instead?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I don’t see why not

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