Montagge,

Wait until you find out he made his girlfriend sign a NDA and is buddy buddy with Vince McMahon.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m guessing pretty much every pro wrestler on his level is buddy buddy with Vince McMahon. But I also have no personal feelings about John Cena one way or another. I know what he looks like and why he’s famous, but that’s about it.

Montagge,

Except when I say buddy buddy I mean he probably knew Vince was forcing a woman to have sex with other people and sexually assaulting employees.

Imgonnatrythis,

Made made her? Or asked her to if she wanted to live with him?

I’m not going to pretend to understand how different and complex Hollywood relationships can be, so I don’t know if that’s a dick move or just practical. I’m also not going to victimize someone that signs such a contract under free agency and then complains to the media about it.

Montagge,

Just to move in together. A couple things though. Nikki Bella wasn’t exactly a nobody, and who has a 75 page document that doesn’t allow you to talk about anything that happens in the house?

sbv,

John Cena

FiniteBanjo,

Depending on the contents, the NDA I kind of understand given his celebrity status, but I really hate how he spoke mandarin to apologize to the CCP for his use of words like “taiwan” and “hong kong” as “countries” with “human beings” living in them.

Montagge,

He’s also defended Vince McMahon every time he’s been accused of sexual assault, rape, and sex trafficking.

some_guy,

Wow. John Cena sucks ass. Prolly treats women like fucking objects there for his pleasure. I won’t venture into libelous territory, but Vinnie has been accused of grooming and (I think) making at least one young woman perform sex acts on his buddies. And John Cena is one of his buddies, you say? Fuck 'em.

Etterra,

I think whoever wrote that headline needs to take some refresher courses on how English works.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Kid didn’t even see it coming.

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

On brand for Peacemaker though…

NSFW language…

youtu.be/smB_-d1ZaMk

BolexForSoup,
BolexForSoup avatar

I watched the intro from start to finish every episode lol

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

That was such a good show. Unfortunately it dropped right after Cena caved to his producers and apologized to the CCP in perfect Chinese.

LesDeuxBonsYeux,

Terrible account name

can,

Is she trying to reclaim triple brackets?

eran_morad, (edited )

Fucktards started using triple parentheses to identify Jews, so Jews started using the parentheses as a “fuck you” to the fucktards. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Right, sure, but the problem is Sigourney Weaver is Jewish, so people that know that wonder more about the user than they say “haha get rekt Nazis no one’s scared of you”

can,

Yes, that was what I was asking. Thank you.

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

I think it's a visual representation of said beaver.

fl42v,

I’ve always suspected lisp programmers can’t understand stuff without parentheses, but that lady just confirmed it :D

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