jcuff, 
2023 sysadmin resume:
“Installed and orchestrated a 1,037,089 node #autoscaling #Linux #hpc cluster for a popular iOS #ai app to autodetect #catsofmastodon on the #kubernetes in an afternoon. Deployed #cloudycloudboop (v0.014), and wrote a novel global #observability pipeline in #ramblesplurt to stream over 5,000PB/minute of #ngnix and #syslog data to a set of fifty billion #distributed #cloud objects. RedHat certified.”
2001 sysadmin resume:
“Managed to exit #vi once. RedHat certified”
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