jcuff, 9 months ago to linux

2023 sysadmin resume:

“Installed and orchestrated a 1,037,089 node #autoscaling #Linux #hpc cluster for a popular iOS #ai app to autodetect #catsofmastodon on the #kubernetes in an afternoon. Deployed #cloudycloudboop (v0.014), and wrote a novel global #observability pipeline in #ramblesplurt to stream over 5,000PB/minute of #ngnix and #syslog data to a set of fifty billion #distributed #cloud objects. RedHat certified.”

2001 sysadmin resume:

“Managed to exit #vi once. RedHat certified”

nurkiewicz, 10 months ago to Kubernetes

It's amazing how #autoscaling turned from some magic sorcery into an off-the-shelf feature in just a couple of years. #Kubernetes definitely popularized the concept, for better or worse

admin, 1 year ago to fediversenews

Well this is definitely helping on the sizing data front. 😆 This what happens to #calckey when @fediversenews boosts a post on your brand new instance. Hooray #autoscaling! We do love some #graphs.