Shialac, I am pretty sure you would be publicly lynched in Austria for this and it would be perfectly legal
AlsaValderaan, Billa has Käseleberkäse this color right now btw.
AnUnusualRelic, In most of Europe, probably.
Lethtor, Nah, in Germany they sell sausages in the colors of our flag whenever the football world championship happens, though they aren’t licorice flavored as far as I know
banneryear1868, Probably wouldn’t be that bad if it was real, like a sweet Italian with extra fennel
hydrospanner, I’m disappointed in myself that my first thought wasn’t utter revulsion, but instead, “Hmmm, I should get a few packs when they go on sale after moving zero units on Halloween…I bet they’ll make fantastic catfish bait.”
Pinecone, Guys this is a fake from a guy that makes gross food combination pictures. Same guy that made Pepsi milk.
ShortFuse, NGL, I’d believe it if it said Pumpkin Spice Hot Dogs.
Pixel, If this is real, I wonder why they didn’t just use charcoal to capture the same market that likes hotdogs (and potentially dislikes licorice)
neptune, It’s not real. You can see the photo shop textures in the orange label. Also “black licorice” wouldn’t be an ingredient. It would be anise or natural flavoring that also happens to go into black licorice.
captain_aggravated, It’s 4 AM. I’ve almost finished a bottle of wine. And now I want hot dogs. Not licorice ones, you fucking failures. But normal pig ass flavored ones.
Exusia, Yo you like pig ass? Bruh
SLGC, If you like hot dogs you like pig ass.
Exusia,
ScrambleVerdict, Look up where vanilla flavouring comes from
captain_aggravated, Artificial vanilla flavor is often derived from wood pulp anymore IIRC.
Karyoplasma, The lab. Nobody uses beaver ass juice anymore.
captain_aggravated, Look, it’s the standard American recipe, as dictated by George Washington himself. Every American is born knowing this recipe, like how we all know how to make a s’more.
You take a pig (probably from the natives) and you cut off its ass. Throw the rest away because efficiency is for the goddamn communists. Puree this ass for about 90 minutes. Add high fructose corn syrup because lobbying. Extrude (squirt) it into a plastic forever chemical tube then microwave on high for 17:76. Serve 10 of these with 8 buns, because certain people just don’t deserve bread.
…apple pie and Chevrolet.
Slow, You can just wash the pig’s ass and eat a hot dog with beer.
TenderfootGungi, Take out the chicken, beef, and pork, and these have potential.
Squirrel, Please, please tell me this isn’t real.
XTornado, Those not sure but they sell normal orange kind color candy ones for sure I have seen them.
Okokimup, Would this make drinking hot dog water better or worse?
Karyoplasma, Better because of the licorice, I suppose.
lntl, USA! USA! USA!
archonet, Oscar Mayer what the fuck have you done
Viking_Hippie, Speaking as a Scandinavian, I’d definitely try this 😂
affiliate, it’s but another thing to put ketchup on
Viking_Hippie, That’s what she said.
StalksEveryone, you’re not allowed to borrow our ketchup anymore. or any other sauce
Viking_Hippie, I’ll just supply my own sauce then, if you know what I mean 😏
Zerush,
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, WHY.
captain_aggravated, One of the rocket parts they had in Kerbal Space Program was a gigantic wheel. I guess for you to make gigantic rovers for. The in-game description of this thing was
The RoveMax Model 3 was developed in total secrecy by Kerbal Motion’s R&D team over the course of a year and a half. When it was finally revealed to the company’s chairman, he stared in shock, screamed ‘WHY’, and subsequently dropped dead on the spot.
Since the day I ruined my own life I hadn’t laughed at anything as hard as I laughed at that.
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, Haha, that is glorious.
Viking_Hippie, Why not? 🤷
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, Don’t you use logic to muddle the issue! I have an opinion dammit, and I’ll be damned if I can’t make everyone else abide by it!
Viking_Hippie, Whatevs, more licorice meat byproducts for me! 🤷😄
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, I shall tolerate it. Just don’t use this as an excuse to then eat bread. Remember! Wheat and wheat by-products are strictly illegal (unless the city secret police are doing it, then it’s fine because you didn’t see anything).
EvilEyedPanda, We’ve strayed so far.
v_krishna,
Anarki_, Ey wtf that sounds pretty good.
Horik, Yes, officer. This post, right here.
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