My go to when I want to impress a date
TokyoMonsterTrucker, Good news: she will be extremely impressed Bad news: not the way you want
treadful, 
I hope she’s proud of herself
leanleft, 
rcbrk, As long as there’s no cream in it, we’re good.
wowwoweowza, Is this a meme or a shitpost?
pigup,
gun, 
That is… Mind blowing
ipkpjersi, Holy shit I can’t stop laughing that’s actually amazing.
theredbit, I would drive it
Alexstarfire, I’m more upset that the bananas aren’t peeled. What kind of monster eats a banana whole, INCLUDING THE STEM?
pruwybn, 
They’re al dente.
victron, 
This is so stupid… but I don’t hate it.
Jtee, 
My wife says this isn’t funny but she’s wrong
MrFunnyMoustache, Is your wife Italian?
smuuthbrane, 
My favourite pasta dish a footling hot dog weiner:
Long weenie.
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