just_chill,

Y a pas moyen Djadja
chuis pas ta catin Djadja
Genre, en catchana baby, tu dead ça

imbattable.

Camus,
@Camus@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Solide

Anarchie99,

Every french speaker is delusional.

pseudo,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

Make anglo minority in Canada again then we could talk.
Also we could talk to make this project happened.

Attend. Pourquoi je dis ça en anglais moi ??

Camus,
@Camus@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Tu t’es fait retourner le cerveau!

fosstulate,
@fosstulate@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

I need conclusive Lemmy anecdata on a key question: is Quebecois French considered antiquated by continental (both European and African) French speakers? Are the differences subtle or not?

zaphod,

Not antiquated, they just sound a little like hillbillies.

synapse1278,
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not considered antiquated. The Quebecoise’s accent is considered exotic. Their effort to create new French words instead of just taking over the English one is also very cool. E.g: téléverser (download), divulgâcher (spoiler).

Camus,
@Camus@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Clavarder grace à son butineur

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar
robocall,

Baguette Baguette!

Hobbes_Dent,

Tabarnac

Voroxpete,

Mother bastard

groats_survivor,

Ahhhh the French

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

CUT!

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

mm yes drew durnil

popemichael,
@popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I lived in both ‘French Canada’, and France at one point in my life.

In my experience, they all consider themselves the best thing France ever made and the other side are the equivalent of “rednecks”

To be fair, they both can be right.

zaphod,

To be fair if you’re used to “metropolitan” French then some Québécois accents can sound very “redneck”.

Guntrigger,

It’s all honks over there in the new world.

LeroyJenkins,

true France is actually Cameroon

Aurelius,
@Aurelius@lemmy.world avatar

Viva la France Canada

MystikIncarnate,

I have a love/hate relationship with the people of Quebec.

It’s mostly hate…

noobnarski,

Look at stop signs in France and Quebec, then you know whats up.

7heo,
@7heo@lemmy.ml avatar

Mon très cher « La manœuvre Picard », bien que je partage absolument votre avis ; je me dois, à mon plus amer regret, de vous informer que vous avez irrémédiablement et royalement fucked up votre carte.

Camus,
@Camus@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Haut-vote pour l’un des seuls commentaires en français il me semble

pseudo,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

C’est quoi le problème avec la carte ?

Camus,
@Camus@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Présenter que français est parlé dans la majorité du territoire canadien est très loin de la réalité

pseudo,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

J’avais pas du tout compris la carte comme ça. Moi, je voyais plutôt une aire de répartition du français.

7heo,
@7heo@lemmy.ml avatar

Dans ce cas, le monde devrait être “flashy-vert”. Parce que les français sont partooouut. Partouuuuuuuut, vous dis-je!!!

pseudo,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

Peu importe comment on lit la carte, tu as toujours raison. Tu incarnes bien le génie français !

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar
DeathbringerThoctar,

Canada is home to the largest French speaking population in the world that has never surrendered to Germany.

diverging,
@diverging@lemmy.ml avatar

I think that is DR Congo. More french speakers than France.

DeathbringerThoctar,

More French speakers than Quebec, New Brunswick, and a smattering here & there in other provinces? The only other thing the French in this country have is poutine. The least we can do is give them this.

pseudo,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

La poutine n’est pas française et je vous prierais de surveiller votre ton lorsque vous parlez à mes colocuteurs d’outre-atlantique. Vive le Canada francophone et le Cameroun.

diverging, (edited )
@diverging@lemmy.ml avatar
force, (edited )

It’s crazy how small people think Africa is, as if it isn’t the 2nd most populous continent with Nigeria on track to overtake the US in population by 2050. Africa is projected to meet the same population as Asia by 2100 (both are likely to separately have about 3-4x the population of every other continent combined)

Of course a country in the most populous section of Africa have more people who speak the national language than in Canada! Nigeria has like 4x the amount of English speakers of Canada, and Uganda & Egypt both have around the same amount as Canada.

bufordt,
@bufordt@sh.itjust.works avatar

Give Canada some respect, DR Congo didn’t even exist until after WWII.

GreyEyedGhost,

They made up for it by surrendering to the British and having their land sold to the Americans.

DeathbringerThoctar,

I mean, you’re not wrong, but the French in this country have made being a pain in the English-speaking population’s ass their entire raison d’être since like 1760. They’ve been fighting a resistance war for like 264 years which is why I consider it a good roadtrip if I can get from Cornwall to Edmundston without having to stop. Beautiful province but a pain in the dick to even exist in if you’re an Anglo.

FryHyde,

I’m an American anglophone that lives in Quebec for work and uh, yeah. These people are constantly fighting a culture war that nobody else gives a shit about or signed up for. There should never be language police.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

That’s a very un-Picard-like Maneuver

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar
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