Aggravationstation,

Where do you put it in the bathroom?

InEnduringGrowStrong,
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

In the bowl

Cipher22,

It can’t roll off the counter and provides improved illumination for guys to aim. For ladies, they can sit with confidence that the seat is down and there are no spiders. Then, it is gently rinsed by the flush afterwards.

InEnduringGrowStrong,
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

After a cursory search, it turns out toilet illumination is already a thing.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5134ba2a-a50c-4c22-ac65-367a349b8d14.jpeg

Cipher22,

I’m gonna be honest, I was pulling things out of my rear end on that one. That it’s actually a thing already is both amusing and disappointing.

uphillbothways,
uphillbothways avatar

Maybe it could set on the towel rack. Idk. That'd be my first concern also. Even after cleaning my own bathroom I assume aerosolized germs are everywhere and carry nothing in there that doesn't belong there.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
Semi-Hemi-Demigod avatar

Especially with kids, who aren't the most conscientious hand washers

dingus,

On the counter and then it rolls off the edge and falls to the floor and shatters

gamermanh,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Judging by the look of it in the pic I’d guess it’s those silicon balls that LEDs can be put into, so it’d be squishy and not shatter

Actually a pretty smart use of led tech

LongbottomLeaf,
Aggravationstation,

It says “…each ball has a battery in it that powers an internal LED bulb which lasts for up to 30 minutes on its own.”

Then the next sentence starts with “The night-light glow balls also have no electronics in them…” So which is it?

LongbottomLeaf,

I, too, was bothered by that. I was hoping they were phosphorescent rather than LED.

DeepFriedDresden,

The Amazon listing says the balls are phosphorescent and doesn't mention batteries.

LongbottomLeaf,

Oh good. The article was less clear.

HubertManne,
HubertManne avatar

seems like it would make more sense for a lamp with wireless charging pad.

rockerface,

Do you need to put these outside in a storm to recharge them?

UndercoverUlrikHD,

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

draconik,

Damn it! quickload

TheCheddarCheese,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

okay that sounds kinda dope tbh

SirDankbud,

I keep a light up plastic sword beside my bed for this very reason. The same fun for a tenth of the cost and it hangs nicely on my towel rack while I pee.

Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

Link please!!

CoggyMcFee,
Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty much.

BleatingZombie,

Does it make swishing sounds, too? I’d buy it

Nudding,

I like to go full horror movie with a single match.

vidumec,
@vidumec@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

until you burn your pubes off

Nudding,

Trim your pubes dude

vidumec,
@vidumec@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

they keep me warm at night

RicoRodriguez42,

That will certainly look a bit Ood wink wink

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

We will feed…

rockSlayer,

White/Blue light is a fucking terrible choice for something like this. Blue light makes you more alert and reduces quality of sleep, so you’ll be more tired than before you had this.

PaupersSerenade,
@PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Eris…Get your rock, off my Toilet.”

Xariphon,

"Don't joke! You ever been hit with a rock? Ahh... I miss Eris."

:3

(On a tangentially-related note, it still kinda blows my mind that Eris Morn the creepy space witch... is actually a Hunter and not a Warlock.)

PaupersSerenade,
@PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works avatar

Honestly after her time alone in the Hellmouth she could have been a Titan and still come out a hunter. She’s basically a hive god now; glow up goals.

Caesium,

it’s always a fun thing to bring up to New Lights. Homies are like ‘no way’ every time and I love it

nl_the_shadow,

I know she’s a hunter, but lets be honest, she’s done more magic in this last season than Ikora has in the last couple of years. I say let’s make her an honorary warlock.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I would actually use this.

Stamets,

You and me both. I’m just afraid to look it up and see the cost.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I just did. It’s $70, which seems excessive for what it is. Oh well.

Stamets,

See, it’s times like this when I really wish that the whole “/u/Stamets and Startrek.website are paid Paramount shills” thing was true.

I would like money.

misterdoctor,

I knew I recognized your username from something but I couldn’t figure it out, thank you

Stamets,

Wait, you mean you recognized the username as being from a Trek show or because I post constantly to the trek communities?

EmpathicVagrant,

Yes.

Kit,

Look up “moon lamp” on your retailer of choice. For like $15 you can get a single rechargeable sphere like this. And you can set it to whatever color you want.

cm0002,

Probably the circuitry required for the “wireless” charging so you can just drop it in that little holder instead of having to unplug it

Assuming ofc you can take the image at face value

LufyCZ,

Wireless charging is just a tiny bit of copper and a cheap (probably cents) controller

AlexDrago,

I looked it up 4 u

www.amazon.com/…/B074RB3WXT

Stamets,

stares in poor

Stuka,

It seems to suck if the reviews are any indication

Stamets,

That does make it a little better

shalafi, (edited )

They’re blue. Exactly the wrong spectrum to get you to sleep.

“I got these kickass orbs, but now I’m wired as balls at 3AM.”

🤷🏻‍♂️

Dude in /r/LV426 was making blown glass Alien eggs, couldn’t resist. I can leave the red light on all night, but still see and not get wired up. Also, long wavelengths make skin look smoother and nicer. “Does your wife like ‘photographs’? Know what I mean?” Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

(I’m channeling Python, but sex in red light is truly a thing.)

EDIT: You can set them to red! Now I’m diggin’ them.

Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

All due respect, but 3D printed versions world be far more cost effective and safer, but… 🤷🏼‍♂️

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