someguy3,
RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Sheep… They’re woolly… It’s wool!

UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Fucking eggs come out of their arses!

Fuckin’ 'ell!

nayminlwin,

Pretty sure it’s this youtuber called Pro Home Cook. He and his brother used to do home recipes with limited pantry size and tools. But he got too big and started doing fermentation, sprouting, brewing and gardening.

azurekevin,
@azurekevin@lemmy.world avatar

Babe, let’s play Stardew Valley IRL like omg

FollyDolly,
@FollyDolly@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, I hear the graphics are amazing!

DillyDaily,

I keep having this glitch where I’m stuck in the opening scene with the jojo cubicle. I’m supposed to get a letter telling me I’ve inherited a farm but that hasn’t happened yet, anyone else got this bug?

uis,

You can skip it if you will go to granny’s dacha anyway.

cumskin_genocide,

I need to germinate the marijuana seeds that I have

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar
uis,
Doolbs,

Fantastic garden

uis,

There are more. Just search “dacha garden” and you will find.

mechoman444,

frantically types on keyboard with the cord stuffed into the dirt

Just got root access.

uis,

Nice one. Time to traverse the tree.

Prethoryn,
@Prethoryn@lemmy.world avatar

Spanning Tree?

I hear networking one of those is difficult.

uis,

Don’t paint it in red and black or it will become much more difficult.

Allero,

Pretty sure zoomers just troll boomers who genuinely think the new generation is stupid

uis,

Also true

JasonDJ,

As a millennial…zoomer humor is soooo much better than boomer humor.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

You don’t like boomer humor knee slapper jokes like

“My wife is a bitch, please take her”

And

“Oh look it’s a homosexual”

?

JasonDJ,

I don’t think I’ve ever seen “oh look it’s a homosexual” as a boomer humor joke, but definitely a lot of using LGBT as a sideshow.

Stupidmanager,

Hang with my dad for a bit. When he’s lucid, he’ll pop Forrest Gump voices, poke fun at gender neutral pronouns and talk loudly in the open about my gay neighbors (who are amazing). All this often leads to a fight and learning that it’s not ok to verbally abuse boomers, but it’s ok for them to verbally abuse everyone else. This privilege comes with age… so I’m told.

Trust me, you’re not missing out

rmuk,

Picture of a Minion with the caption: “Tuesday? I thought you said WINE-day.”

JustAnotherRando,

As another millennial… you’re not wrong, but you basically put the bar on the floor there. The funniest thing about most boomer humor is that they actually they’re clever.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

tiktok feed of threads user.

FiniteBanjo,

Gardening is cool and absolutely can decrease your spending, but I want to take a moment to talk about how the efficiency of a home garden will never match industrial farming and that the cost effectiveness of fertilizers required to grow all of your own food would negate the savings unless you’ve got your own ammonia mine and recycle all of your poop.

RBWells,

Compost is a home project (and available in some cities as part of the waste management system) and nutritious for plants; but most of the things I grow as food I don’t fertilize much or any. The fruit trees once a year or so, the garden soil sometimes in between planting or when growing watermelon or squash, bigger things do need some extra fertilizer (and tomatoes like some) but most seem to do fine with good soil and crop rotation/companion planting. Farmers have to use more because they’ve depleted the soil with monoculture. I still don’t think it’s cost effective when time is factored in, but it’s better fresher food and not as fussy as farming.

FiniteBanjo,

Genius, you just keep putting back less than you take and it lasts forever~! How come nobody thought of that? Snark put aside for a moment, I think composting on a large scale should be done, even in urban environments, but it won’t impact the statement I made even a single bit.

RBWells,

Dunno what to tell you - different plants put different things into and out of the soil, we cut the grass in the yard, and the bushes and things, all sorts of stuff can go into the pile that becomes nutrients and of course plants eat sunshine, not just soil nutrients. It’s been working a few years and the soil keeps improving.

Farming is a whole different thing and more reliant on fertilizer.

31337,

Industrial farming, as commonly practiced, is unsustainable. We basically just turn fossil fuels into food, and degrade our environment (including our food production capacity) while doing it.

Vegetable gardening can definitely save you money, including negations. Most people, including myself, just do it as a hobby though.

I started vegetable gardening last year, and all my inputs, so far, have been free (with the exception of seeds, seed starting soil, and various inexpensive tools). I’ve used chicken manure from Craigslist (had to shovel it myself), home made compost (grass/weed clippings, arborist wood chips, kitchen scraps), and sometimes urine for extra nitrogen (lol). I’ve noticed that with adding compost on top of my soil, I don’t really need much, if any, fertilizer (manure or urine).

Nitrogen-fixing plants can also be used to bring more nitrogen into your little garden ecosystem.

I haven’t used any pesticides or herbicides. I just hand pull any weeds when I see them and mulch with either wood chips or paper with compost on top. I hand-pick caterpillars when I see them (or hunt for them when I see a lot of damage), and just throw them into my lawn (they don’t seem to be able to make it back).

I’m still learning and experimenting, and have had certain species decimated by pests (brassicas), but I think I can experiment with timing, varieties, and hope natural predators will move in (I started planting plants in my perrenial beds that are supposed to attract beneficial insects, and put a birdhouse near my garden). If I find I can’t grow certain crops or varieties well in my environment, I just won’t. I save the seeds from my healthiest plants, so hopefully, this will eventually select for varieties that do well in my particular conditions.

FiniteBanjo,

No matter how you slice it, surviving completely off of home gardening would not be any more sustainable than industrial agriculture. Just more costly.

suction,

So the last part I’m way ahead, it’s all stored in several tanks in my backyard.

FiniteBanjo,

I love talking about this stuff so I was wondering if you plan to treat the urine with sodium to make urea as a nitrate fertilizers and if so what sodium source are you using?

suction,

Urine? Ugh dude, gross!! I’m only storing the poop of course

FiniteBanjo,

But theres SO MUCH nitrogen in Urine.

suction,

There’s also nitrogen in the sun, but you wont see me store the sun together with my precious poop ever, boss

milicent_bystandr,

Efficiency in produce per monetary cost. But for efficiency of human health per natural resources, I think gardening might be a winner.

FiniteBanjo,

It was already well established that only the wealthy can afford a consistently healthy lifestyle, but thanks for chiming in.

milicent_bystandr,

Sounds pretty defeatist to me.

FiniteBanjo,

Defeatist is accepting a system that harms the poor. Separating yourself from the system is unrealistic for the vast majority and doesn’t fix it.

milicent_bystandr,

That seems to be what you’re doing. “Only the wealthy can live healthy” and giving up on discussion to change that.

FiniteBanjo,

I see solutions to make Industrial Agriculture work to help all people: land redistribution, regulation, subsidization of what is actually needed. I see no way to make gardens at home work for every person, it’s a complete nonstarter.

You’re the defeatist, here. You’re fleeing from the problems.

milicent_bystandr,

proposes way to help

Noo! You’re fleeing from the problems

Good. You go ahead and work on you proposals to improve industrial agriculture. I might not think that’s a complete solution, but it’s not defeatist. Saying, “only the wealthy can eat healthy” and leaving it at that, sounded defeatist.

But I hope you can agree my support of more people doing home gardening - also not a complete solution - is a suggestion of how to improve things, not defeatist. You might disagree with its utility. You certainly disagree with it being a solution for everybody. But need you attack it as defeatist and running from problems?

milicent_bystandr,

Okay I’ve re-read back to your first comment and I think I see what you mean, now.

You mean, that you see gardening as something available only to the wealthy, so discussion of gardening helping with health is of no relevance/help to the question of how to improve the situation for the less wealthy, right?

I see your point. When I chimed in with gardening’s ‘efficiency’, I wasn’t trying to think of it as a solution for all people. That said, I do think some of the less industrial methods of farming are worth more effort. Maybe more people having gardens, rooftop aquaponics allotments. Small/local farming collectives. These things can help the balance be more in favour of getting the most health and human benefit, rather than the most money for shareholders and owners.

Donkter,

I think you’re abstracting too much to try and make your point. What on earth does “efficiency of human health per natural resources” mean in comparison to “efficiency in produce per monetary cost”. I think youre just lost in a little too much sauce when trying to justify your view.

milicent_bystandr,

I mean, say you have a certain amount of natural resources (land, chemicals, organisms) and you want to maximise health; or you have a certain standard of health and want to minimise resources used.

To put it another way, I think if across the whole of society we had more small-scale gardening that would be a benefit to human health and the environment compared to exclusively using large scale farming.

Conversely, if the goal is maximum financial profit, or absolute quantity of produce, it is more ‘efficient’ - i.e. more quantity of your goal for less quantity of your cost - to do large scale farming.

Wrench,

You can just take the bottom bulb from green onions, and just stick it into some dirt. Even when they’re old and the green parts are slimy. I never bother watering, and they do just fine.

You can even stick them in a glass of water to get them to freshen up a little, but without dirt for nutrients, they will thin out and die eventually.

TachyonTele,

Stop playing God!

Valmond,

Tomatoes works too, paprika take the seeds out dry them a week plant them (inside first), etc.

DillyDaily,

Do this with a regular onion, especially if you’ve already got one in the pantry trying to sprout. As it grows you’ll get onion greens that work just like scallions in any recipe. Let it go to seed, now you have infinite onions, but depending on your local climate and luck, leave your original onion bulb to winter, and shoot again, and it has probably split into new bulbs, so you’ll probably get 2 new onions from the plant, plus onion greens, plus seeds. Eat one bulb, and leave the other bulb to grow more onion greens.

I’ve never bothered using the seeds, I just keep a bulb or two in the pot. Been 5 years. I still buy onions if I want something like onion jam or French onion soup, where I need like 1kg of onions. But Ive never had to buy scallions, and I’ve got onion flavour all year long through onion greens (you can dehydrate them, and freeze them really easily too, to store them when you have more than you can use)

I also highly recommend throwing peas into a large tray of soil. Litteraly just grab a bunch of aluminium foil disposable oven pans if you need to, stab some holes in them with a knife, an inch or two of soil, some dried whole peas or fresh garden peas, a sprinkle of more soil or just a wet sheet of kitchen roll/paper towel on top.

You probably won’t get peas, but you’ll have tons of pea tendrils for salads. On my balcony it’s the only “salad green” I’ve had any luck growing. I have a pretty black thumb. I can’t even manage to sprout chia seeds without them moulding, and I’ve never been able to grow mint despite broad casting mint seeds directly into my garden, urging the gardening gods to spite me with weedy mint but no dice.

When I buy peas, 4/5ths go in the fridge to eat, the other 5th gets planted, and I’ll get ~10 dishes from the tendrils vs 1 dish from the peas. Nutritionally the peas have more protein, but lentils are cheap, salad is expensive, so this works for my budget.

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

New life hack: this is what some of the very first human civilizations did to spend their time

milicent_bystandr,

Turn your life around with this ancient trick!

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t need the future, turn back time to the good ol’ days.

UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Neighbor tried to plant potatoes. She got about six pounds worth of top and no tuber.

We spent weeks debugging and still don’t know what went wrong.

HatFullOfSky,

Potatoes you have to keep mounding up with dirt to force the plant to grow more roots (tubers) instead of the leafy tops.

UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

TIL. Thanks.

Nimrod,

Potato tubers are not actually roots. They are modified stems. So the surest way to force more potatoes is to “hill” them. In the commercial fields this is done with a huge tractor raking soil from in between planting rows and piling it up on the plants. You essentially bury the plants stem as it grows taller. Then the buds on the stem will push out stolons (horizontal underground stems.) these will terminate in tubers, aka: potatoes!

Source: did potato disease research for my PhD.

Additional edit: loose/sandy soil is critical. Too dense of soil and your tubers can’t expand well.

someguy3,

Does this apply to any other root vegetables? Beets?

Nimrod,

Warning: I am not a beet expert. But I believe beets are actual roots. Just like carrots. And I think you only get one beer per plant? Burying the stem would just make it harder for new leaves to come up.

Potatoes are pretty unique in this sense. Even sweet potatoes are not the same.

uis,

Alert: agronomist infiltrated the chat

Nimrod,

Hacker voice: “I’m in 😎”

Doolbs,

Don’t plant them too close to each other. It doesn’t work.

dependencyinjection,

Top? No tuber?

AutistoMephisto,
@AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world avatar

The leafy top is called a haulm and on commercial farms the harvester has a header that removes the haulm before the main part of the harvester scoops up the potatoes. Anyone who’s played Farming Simulator is familiar with these machines, such as the Ropa Panther 2.

NegativeInf,

All stems and leaves and flowers and shit. But no potatoes growing in the roots of the plants.

dependencyinjection,

Thanks. Is that unusual? I always assumed potatoes were an easy grow.

Revan343,

That is unusual, because yeah, potatoes are easy to grow

PiratePanPan,
@PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

six pounds worth of top

Where is this neighbor located? Asking for a friend 👀

hungprocess,
@hungprocess@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

“It comes out of the fuckin’ ground. I couldn’t believe it!

FurtiveFugitive,

Upvoted and rewatched. Every time.

milicent_bystandr,

You know what comes out of their bums?!

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

You cannot lose!

lingh0e,

Mitchell and Webb have a relevant sketch for almost every situation.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar
robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Nice 🥒

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