VanHalbgott,

I play The Sims 3 regularly.

https://lemmus.org/pictrs/image/067368ba-38ee-4b3e-a26b-36bc91940106.webp

This should be interesting.

Daxtron2,

Next up we’re gonna see fucking SimCity aren’t we.

ChojinDSL,
@ChojinDSL@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

FFS, what is up with movie studios picking games with next to no plot to make a movie out of?

Uggh…

bionicjoey,

Next up: Dwarf Fortress The Movie

Starring Peter Dinklage

rgb3x3,

The movie is about a fortress made out of little people because the producers don’t play video games. They just heard that kids these days are into Dwarf Fortress.

“We shall truly be the Dwarf Fortress.”

bionicjoey,

“What are we, some kind of Dwarf Fortress?”

MargotRobbie,

Because it’s funny, and “troll teh forums” is the fastest way to level up the mischief skill?

Rinna, (edited )
@Rinna@lemm.ee avatar

Tbf it has more lore than most people unfamiliar with the series would probably expect.

But then they threw a lot of it away with 4.

Maultasche,

Will the main character die by burning alive while making a salad? And how much are all the expansions going to cost?

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

If it doesn’t feature Katy Perry singing in Simlish, I don’t want it.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

If the entire movie isn’t in Simlish then what even is the point?

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

Am I having a fever dream?

ItsAFake,

If it’s not a psychological thriller about people being trapped in a house and bring forced to do things or be killed off by a over watching god like creature, then I’m not watching it.

paraphrand,

Bathrooms with no doors.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Pools with no ladders.

delirious_owl,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

Theres definitely going to he a scene where someone ends up in a pool and the ladders disappear.

livus,
livus avatar

And a scene where someone is trapped in a basement and has to paint paintings all day.

delirious_owl,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

Thats a new one for me

godzilla_lives,

I present to you, the Paint Goblin:

knowyourmeme.com/photos/1002565-the-sims

livus,
livus avatar

It's a way to make money, they are traditionally coloured green.

ItsAFake, (edited )

This movie is going to have to be R rated the more you think about what happens in that game. Are they going to shit their self because someone put a plant too close to the toilet door?

There better be a scene where they’re just scoffing down plates upon plates of toasted sandwiches uncontrollably.

delirious_owl,
@delirious_owl@discuss.online avatar

Wasn’t barbie R rated?

And if Barbie was critical of patriarchy, I hope the Sims movie is critical of hierarchy and religion

ItsAFake,

Proper R rated, not the new idea where people say fuck a few times. Peter Jackson in the 80s R rated.

RizzRustbolt,

The carpool will arrive in 20 minutes

ItsAFake,

One of the neighbours houses has to be this house:

https://lemmus.org/pictrs/image/ecfd5f41-a006-466b-8301-409a4a1301ef.webp

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