ArugulaZ,
ArugulaZ avatar

Haven't drugs been used as an explanation for his mammoth missteps with Twitter? Because the way this guy is piloting the ship, he's going to crash it into Prince William Sound at any moment. They'll be scrubbing stupid posts off the seabirds for months.

thepixelfox,
thepixelfox avatar

Well thank you for making me choke on my coffee. That seabirds comment really caught me off guard.

Drugs, a breakdown, midlife crisis, or just Elon showing us who Elon actually is. Find out on the next episode of downward spiral!

hydrospanner,

Are you suggesting that the front of Twitter is going to fall off?

over_clox,

Don’t worry, it’s been towed outside of the environment 👍

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Yes, according to very rigorous maritime engineering standards…

over_clox,

Don’t use cardboard, or the back will fall off too. I won’t make that mistake again…

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Only if it gets hit by a wave!

negativeyoda,

Wasn’t twitter coded so the front won’t fall off?

liquidparasyte,

Well obviously not, because the front’s falling off.

It should have been built to hardcore rigorous software engineering standards.

ImpossibleRubiksCube,

“I bring you looooooooooove!”

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t need drugs when you’re stupid.

metallic_z3r0,

But some drugs can affect your intelligence, and if he was intelligent enough to at least lay low and take credit for others’ work before, it appears he no longer has at least that baseline.

r_wraith,
@r_wraith@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Constant praise by sycophants and people wanting to believe in a better future at the hand of high tech billionaires also does the trick. It works like a pump for inflatable egos.

Stamets,

It has absolutely nothing to do with drugs. Not even in the slightest. He acted this way before he bought Twitter. He acted this way when he wormed his way into Paypal. This is just his thing. The only difference is people give him attention now. Iron Man, Rick and Morty, and the general Internet praise made him too comfortable.

Redditiscancer789,

I think the Rick and Morty joke flew over people’s heads tbh. He’s kinda portrayed as a useless dick, I mean his character just did what he does in real life. Let others solve the problem while he tries to take some or all credit.

4RYAZ,

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  • LeftSaidFred,

    Yet another charlatan besmirching the Tesla name.

    ineedaunion,

    They should have rushed him.

    doublejay1999,
    @doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

    picture yourself in a pit of swaety gamers chanting ‘bring back twitter’ at a guy wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire.

    jenniebuckley,
    @jenniebuckley@lemmy.world avatar

    I hate Elon Musk as much as anyone else with a working brain but let’s be honest, the world would be an infinitely better place if Twitter died lol

    rbesfe,

    Imo the biggest problem is that it’s way too easy to use. Something as simple as an 8th grade math question or hiding the tweet button in a menu would make it so much better

    mindbleach,

    It was awful. This is worse.

    Dylan96,

    Is it worse than tiktok?

    jenniebuckley,
    @jenniebuckley@lemmy.world avatar

    TikTok isn’t even that bad

    Dylan96,

    I beg to differ

    trashgirlfriend,

    Beg, then.

    Dylan96,

    I beg to differ

    flerp,

    Maybe. But the fact is that it was used by people in uprisings. It is a powerful tool for the people. There is a reason why wealthy people from the middle east backed and funded musk taking it over. They wanted to take away a tool used by the people in revolution.

    It probably contributed to a lot of stupidity and human suffering, but it also could have been used to great effect if us common folk could have learned to wield it appropriately. The rich and powerful were afraid of it, that alone should tell you that it’s death is a bad thing.

    Fredselfish,
    @Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

    Exactly it was allowing us lower class a place to try hold large corporations liable.

    I remember using it to call out large corporations when some franchise fucked up. 9 out 10 times the issue was addressed.

    But a lot of people use it to organize.

    Musk wants to destroy any tool that would aid people to rise up.

    p1mrx,

    Musk wants to destroy any tool that would aid people to rise up.

    What about Falcon 9 and Crew Dragon?

    dynamojoe,

    he’ll make exceptions for his own toys.

    tills13,

    Nothing > Twitter > X

    Let’s bring back Twitter then work on deleting Twitter.

    uis,
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    Let’s keep X unsolved

    Siegfried,

    Having X is the fastest way to deleting it. Let it die

    Honytawk,

    But not the best way, since it gives unrestricted voices to horrible people.

    I’d rather it has a slow capitalist enshittification, than a fast fascist one.

    BilboBargains,

    It’s big brain time

    Riyosha_Namae,

    X is more likely to become nothing than Twitter was.

    tal,
    tal avatar

    the world would be an infinitely better place if Twitter died

    I think that Twitter is good for footage of emergency-type situations.

    All sorts of people who don't know each other put images or video up, and the community is pretty good at associating it.

    BeMoreCareful,

    I think that Twitter is good for footage of emergency-type situations.

    All that is happening is why Twitter was never the right place for this type of information.

    Lazy journalism dictated by corporate bean counters and now we have whatever x is.

    infyrin,

    Agreed. Like, a lot of people bitch about how twitter is a cancer and all of social media.

    So…why keep it?

    Corgana,
    @Corgana@startrek.website avatar

    The rose colored glasses Twitter junkies suddenly got for Jack Dorsey is astounding

    ImpossibleRubiksCube,

    I… I miss Geocities.

    I MISS GEOCITIES.

    Piers,
    CmdrShepard,

    Time to put my circa-2001 HTML skills to the test! Anyone got a lead on a good “Under construction” gif? Also who’s got the best guest book add-on these days?

    PersnickityPenguin,

    Definitely use the tags, I’m sure modern browsers still support them.

    UnrepententProcrastinator,

    Don’t forget the visit counter!

    Siegfried,

    00000000113

    SendMePhotos,

    How do I make the mouse have trails? I want it to be rainbow trails!

    ImpossibleRubiksCube,

    We thought we hated that shit once… then, we realized how much we depended on it. How central it all was.

    Rainbows, man. Rainbows everywhere. And tacky MIDI auto-playing from your single-tabbed browser.

    Times were goooood.

    lingh0e,

    Frames. Frames in frames in frames.

    Siegfried,
    ImpossibleRubiksCube,

    Oh. My. Gawd.

    t0lo,

    Check out these if you miss old web

    • Melonland forum
    • Agora road
    Ddhuud, (edited )

    Don’t stop him! He’s making the world a solid! He’s eliminating Twitter ffs.

    Give him new ideas like join with a paid invitation only.

    CeeBee,

    The issue is, as others pointed out, that Twitter was extremely powerful for groups in oppressive countries to coordinate their activities. So much so, that some governments had resorted to switching off the internet for the whole country to combat social media; particularly Twitter.

    It’s entirely plausible that the supposed large sums of money that Elon received from Middle Eastern groups to help buy Twitter was for the expressed purpose to destabilize Twitter and destroy the brand. That way once Twitter is gone dissident groups can no longer organize and will be easy to oppress.

    chemicalprophet,

    Fuck Twitter. Twitterites need to grow up and move on.

    negativeyoda,

    Easy for most of us casual posters in the west to do. What sucks is that it was the platform for legit entities to transmit information from for years. Those accounts can’t just up and leave a readily as us response accounts

    Jax,

    So what’s to stop them from posting to literally any other large social media platform?

    You act like Twitter is the only platform for sharing information when Reddit literally exists.

    Boi,

    I’d tell them to move to tumblr but, tumblr is going downhill too.

    HiddenLayer5,

    Mastodon

    Boi,

    Mastodon is cool.

    ImpossibleRubiksCube,

    The great thing about Lemmy and Mastodon is that they’re practically set in stone. They can neither get substantially better, nor worse.

    NikkiDimes,

    I mean, that’s arguably false. Platform changes can always be made. Since it’s all community driven development, however, it’d be unlikely to reach any sort of enshittification, outside of an actually successful fediverse takeover like Meta attempted miserably with Threads

    ImpossibleRubiksCube,

    A fair point. As of yet, I have good reason to have faith in the longevity of this online community, though.

    Rusticus,

    Fuck Musk. He built an entire automotive platform on the concept of “sustainable transportation” and took those on the right to task for denying climate change. NOW he’s supporting the POS GOP candidate that had the audacity to call climate change a “hoax” repeatedly at the debate. Fuck you Elon!

    dragontamer,

    Sued the owners to force them into calling Elon a founder.

    Elon didn’t even found the company. He just sick’d his lawyers on the founders and bought his way into the “founder” title.

    ineedaunion,

    Dude Elon never did anything. Only people he paid with emerald slave money did.

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    I’ll call him apartheid boy faster than anything, but this claim is largely inaccurate and needs to stop being repeated, because the truth is bad enough.

    He got rich by scamming Compaq and thanks to Peter Thiel, gay fascist, kicking him out of control at PayPal.

    Honytawk,

    Not only did his own father call Elmo out on his fake “rags to riches” story, by throwing a bag of unrefined emeralds on the table.

    Elmo even went as far as to state his father had a stake in an apartheid emerald mine in an interview in Forbes of 2014.

    He tried to get the interview removed of course, but it still is on the Wayback Machine.

    Excerpt:

    JC: How do you handle fear?

    EM: Company death – not succeeding with the company – causes me a lot more stress than physical danger. But I’ve been in physical danger before. The funny thing is I’ve not actually been that nervous. In South Africa, my father had a private plane we’d fly in incredibly dangerous weather and barely make it back. This is going to sound slightly crazy, but my father also had a share in an Emerald mine in Zambia. I was 15 and really wanted to go with him but didn’t realize how dangerous it was. I couldn’t find my passport so I ended up grabbing my brother’s – which turned out to be six months overdue! So we had this planeload of contraband and an overdue passport from another person. There were AK-47s all over the place and I’m thinking, “Man, this could really go bad.”

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    Elon sold his first company, which basically just owned a single useful program, to Compaq for $300 million, riding the .com bubble.

    Errol Musk’s net worth is $2.5 million.

    His affluence gave Musk his start but it isn’t why he’s a billionaire, that’s due to dumb boomers paying too much for funny numbers and Peter Thiel realizing he’s a moron that can’t be trusted to run a company based on public perception of trustworthiness.

    OneCardboardBox,

    Bennett Tomlin investigated the emerald mine claims. It’s really interesting: youtu.be/4oNoy7Ay-yU?si=Y4-2_nCk73sWHmhW

    Not only did Musk’s father own part of an emerald mine, but he was given that part of ownership after allowing shady people to use the family plane to transport things without asking any difficult questions.

    phoenixz,

    Ehz he didn’t built an automotive platform. Other people did that, he bought it and green it mostly through controversy and by now it’s quite clear that Tesla’s are quite shit to own and drive.

    Rusticus,

    now it’s quite clear that Tesla’s are quite shit to own and drive

    By whose metric? Tesla owners have a 97% approval rating. I know tons of people that drive Teslas and they have zero maintenance other than tires and windshield wiper fluid. Hate on Elon all you want, but to assume the cars are shit because he is shit is just juvenile.

    Jax,

    I assume the cars are shit because they spontaneously combust.

    set_secret,

    gas cars do this an order of magnitude more though.

    Jax,

    You got a source? I’m willing to believe the strength of the explosion is greater, but not that gas vehicles spontaneously combust more frequently.

    set_secret,

    you can believe what you like but you’re still incorrect. that’s the neat thing about facts.

    770 fires per million ICE vehicles (2)

    6 fires per million EVs (1)

    1 semanticscholar.org/…/5f6178987f82360a9fe0c8f8aec…

    2 [nfpa.org/…/Vehicle-fire-trends-and-patterns2

    Jax,

    Weird how you used a dead link to try and make your point.

    set_secret,

    ok bro. stick with your delusions I can’t change them with facts clearly.

    If the link isn’t working spend 3 seconds google the paper instead of implying I’m deceiving you with a dead link.

    Jax,

    “Stick with your delusions”

    Brother you’re comparing, using numbers from the US, a market of around 2.5 million EVs to 250 million ICE.

    Of those 2.5 million EVs over 900000 were sold in 2022.

    You have braindamage if you think that’s a gotcha. I haven’t even started filtering down to how many of those are Teslas and the actual percentages therein.

    Rusticus,

    Stop embarrassing yourself. Not only is he correct that ICE fires are an order of magnitude more common PER CAR, but you are also much more likely to die in an ICE fire.

    Jax,

    Says the monkey that sees big number and fails to understand old ICE vehicles (you know, the ones likely to blow up) still dwarf Teslas on the road by about 70 times.

    But yeah man, maybe if Musk starts selling his cum in jars you can buy some for yourself! Then you wouldn’t have to defend his honor online, you could just drink straight from the source!

    Rusticus,

    You’re so fucking stupid you can’t even read what I put in all caps, because I knew you’re too ignorant to understand it. LMAO.

    Jax,

    Ah yes, a market where the oldest car will be 15 years old vs the oldest car being 40 years old can be directly compared when talking about safety.

    You’re right, I’m too ignorant to understand how cars break down over time. Thankfully I have the god of time here to set me straight and prove otherwise.

    Rusticus,

    If you knew anything about statistics you would delete your account and hide in your mom’s basement in shame.

    set_secret,

    while it’s probably futile arguing with someone who clearly has half a brain cell ill attempt to explain the simple maths to you.

    According to a report by the National Fire Protection Association (NFPA), there were an estimated 212,500 vehicle fires in the United States in 2018, resulting in 560 civilian deaths, 1,500 civilian injuries, and $1.9 billion in direct property damage.

    Considering that there were approximately 276 million registered vehicles in the United States in 2018 we can calculate the number of fires per million ICE vehicles: 212500 vehicle fires divided by 276,000,000 registered vehicles × 1, 000,000 and the this = 770 fires per million ICE vehicles.

    The study i previously linked you reveals an average EV fire frequency of six fires per million EVs in Australia, aligning with the global average (a million is the same outside of USA if you were unsure).

    So try really really hard to understand this basic math. maybe you could get one of your more intelligent family members to explain it to you?

    Additionally the skeptics guide to the universe podcast recently discussed this and they quoted very similar numbers to my search, and so maybe you’ll believe a neurosurgeon over me (but I expect not given your ludicrous position on this matter)

    It’s not about gotchas it’s about facts. maybe Google what they are too?

    Jax,

    ludicrous position on the matter

    276 million registered vehicles, around a third of which were sold through the years of 2008 - 2023 (assuming all of those cars stayed on the field).

    Leaving the other two thirds in question, whereas Tesla released its first Roadster in 2008.

    Which means that you’ve got around 184 million cars skewing results. Let’s say that half of those were sold in the period from 1990-2008.

    Which means those ICE vehicles in question, you know the old fucked up ones, still dwarf Teslas on the road by about 70 times (I’m not getting exact numbers for you).

    Meanwhile the oldest Tesla is 15 years old and they’re starting to burn more and more.

    But keep it up man, I’m sure if you defend Musks honor he’ll let you swallow a little bit of his cum. Maybe it’ll impart some rich magic onto you, who knows?

    set_secret,

    lol what are you even talking about?? you’ve clearly revealed yourself to be the fool you are.

    you don’t like Tesla or musk, we get it. I hate musk too.

    EVs are safer than ice cars for fire risk. that’s a hard pill for you to swallow, but it’s the truth. this also includes Tesla’s.

    Jax,

    Yes, continue cherry picking monkey. You are very smart.

    set_secret,

    lolz ♥️

    set_secret,

    lolz ♥️

    Fhek,

    Would love to know where you got the 97% approval rating.

    ChickenAndRice,

    His ass

    instamat,

    But why does your finger smell like his statistic?

    ChickenAndRice,

    I’m a plate of chicken and rice mate. I don’t have any fingers

    set_secret,

    hilarious you’re so heavily downvoted for this. there are some rabid people on here who can only see negatives. I agree Tesla’s are great to drive and I know plenty of peple who own them and love them and have had zero issues, and also saved a tonne on fuel, and maintance. trying to dismiss all Teslas as garbage is just utter stupidity and honestly sounds like sour grapes to me.

    Elon is a awful human and I wish with all my heart he’d have a sudden TIA. but tesla cars are not Elon musk.

    ps your downvotes just serve to make my point 💪 stronger.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Maybe they’re being downvoted for the ludicrous claim that a car, even an electric car, has zero maintenance issues other than tires and wiper fluid. It’s not like it has zero moving parts.

    PersnickityPenguin,

    No, it has about 20.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    All of which will likely need maintenance at some point.

    PersnickityPenguin,

    How often do you replace the steering column, wheel bearings and electric motor bearings? Basically never.

    How about the transaxle assembly? That’s rated for 1 million miles.

    These cars need very little maintenance compared to an ICE car that needs bi-annual oil changes.

    set_secret,

    all these butt hurt people who clearly can’t afford an EV or invested all their money in stupid ice cars is honestly so funny.

    ‘all we have left is the downvote and darn it we’ll use it’

    Goblin_Mode,

    I mean I will readily accept that the internet is a fickle place and nothing is ever as black and white as it would seem but there has been a metric fucktonne of examples lately for why Teslas are just straight up bad cars. Cheap materials, poorly wired electronics, broken features, etc.

    Like just casually scroll through any car subreddit or other online forum and you’ll see people recording their Teslas just breaking down.

    mycatiskai,

    Zero maintenance is a bold claim. They have repair people that go to your house to replace parts when they break.

    Goblin_Mode,

    I didn’t claim anything about zero maintenance? Lol

    mycatiskai,

    The comment above yours did I meant to click on their comment but did yours instead.

    Rusticus,

    But yet they keep selling a shit ton. And if you talk to an average owner they love their Tesla. It’s almost as if you are looking at a biased sample that is not representative of the vast majority of owners.

    assassin_aragorn,

    I mean either way you aren’t getting the representative opinion. Both of them are just anecdotes.

    Rusticus,

    Well the model Y is the most popular car sold world wide so it’s hard to argue that they are “shit”.

    set_secret,

    ikr who would have thought a person who had zero issues with a car would go on a car forum and complain about it? google literally any car and you’ll see forums of people complaining about them. does this mean All cars are demonstrably shitty? by your metric it does. which is stupid.

    Rusticus,

    lol your point is actually the opposite logic. You’re so close! Only reading about complaints makes you think that car is shitty. I’m actually saying that reading about complaints on forums is a horrible way to assess car quality regardless of car make.

    set_secret,

    oh you’re so close too! I was actually agreeing with you. try lowering your defensive level 5 points and read it again.

    PersnickityPenguin,

    My BIL just bought one, gas is around $6/gallon in Hawaii and there is basically no mass transport. He tried to buy another EV but there was a 6-8 month wait-list. He loves the car, it is what it is. QC has improved over the past few years.

    phoenixz,

    Also, anytime when “97%” of people agree on something it’s the same as “97% of people voted for Putin, they all love him!” and you know it’s pulled out of some ass or another

    NikkiDimes,

    …I mean, I love my Tesla, and most people I know with one feel similarly. I’m not a fan of the way the company is run, and association with Elon makes me want to hurl these days, but I have no qualms with the cars themselves.

    Aradina,

    I don’t love your Tesla, because they keep almost running me down because their self-driving bullshit doesn’t know what a zebra crossing is.

    NikkiDimes,

    So I’m not saying FSD is any good, it’s incomplete beta software on public roads, but considering not even a fifth of Teslas have FSD, I’d be willing to bet you’ve just encountered some bad drivers with a nice mix of confirmation bias…

    Kage520,

    Teslas are awesome to own and drive. It’s an annoying checklist that takes an hour when you first get the car to make sure your car isn’t one of the ones with the bad panels, doors that don’t close nicely, etc., But you can decline the car if it has any of those things, or they fix it right away. Once you are through that part it’s really a great vehicle, especially if you have a charger at home. Gad stations are super inconvenient if you think about it.

    phoenixz,

    Until you get into a fender bender. I’ve seen a few too many reports of people having to spend thousands for spare parts that should be hundreds top.

    Gnubyte,

    Keep your friends close.

    Keep your enemies closer. Where do you think GOP Republicans live? Texas. What vehicles do they drive? Gas/diesel.

    Call him everything he is. But he is a fantastic businessman for going to the place of most resistance and turning his worst demographic to his biggest group of followers.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    How many of them are actually buying Teslas?

    Gnubyte,

    I don’t have access to that data. And I don’t won’t to be misconstrued as promoting Elon or his activities (not that you’re doing that but I see the downvotes).

    I’m just explaining what I think he’s doing. It’s what I’d pitch personally if I noticed red voters trend and visibly meme anti EV and I had obligations to shareholders I had to keep.

    People are better off buying EV anyways. ICE vehicles are disgusting. I think people just like to assign large structures like businesses and folks like Elon to their political idealogies. Businesses and governments have to be larger than that because they need to serve people at the end of the day with either product or policy.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    But if he’s doing what you’re claiming he’s doing, won’t all the people on the left who bought Teslas jump ship when it’s time to get a new car? Even if you’re right, he’s still an idiot.

    NikkiDimes,

    He moved production to Texas for tax reasons. That’s it. He’s not a fantastic businessman; he just hates paying his fair share.

    Clbull,

    If Threads had hashtags and trending topics, everybody would abandon X in a heartbeat.

    And I’m honestly quite baffled that Meta haven’t implemented them, since even Mastodon has support for this…

    Saneless,

    Because Meta wasn’t finished and wasn’t expecting Twitter to shit itself so badly over a weekend. They were ready for the slow burn and Musk gunned it when he did his rate limit

    SociallyAwkwardLinux,

    Anyone else read Valorant as Voldemort?

    SpaceCowboy,
    @SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

    The tournament that shall not be named.

    trackcharlie,

    Oh no, now what is he going to ruin. This man has a “new idea to improve things” everytime a crowd boo’s him

    Honytawk,

    Well, he can’t remove the blocking feature on Xitter anymore to make himself seem popular, he already did that.

    ImpossibleRubiksCube,

    I pronounced that “Shitter”. I like it.

    NikkiDimes,

    Believe it or not, that is the joke

    ImpossibleRubiksCube,

    Oh look, another shitter.

    NikkiDimes,

    :(

    SpaceCowboy,
    @SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

    Eh, he also ruins things based on reactions to things he sees on twitter too. And he’s on it all the time. Elon Musk ruining things is basically automated now.

    dangblingus,

    Him showing up to a Valorant tournament is some next level “how do you do fellow kids”. Like, what’s his business being there? I mean, if you told me that he secretly just spends his days playing Valorant and shitposting on twitter, it would make a lot of sense.

    BuftaMufta,

    heard somewhere that his son is a fan, so probably bc with him.

    Yewb,

    Must be his yearly visit with his son

    Honytawk,

    Which one? He has 10.

    It isn’t the one he refuses to stop deadnaming, right?

    Saneless,

    The quote from the article I read actually said “It is not known which of Musk’s 9 children he brought to the event”

    Which is hilarious

    negativeyoda,

    I think it’s a safe bet it wasn’t Vivian

    ImpossibleRubiksCube,

    We’re just assuming it was actually his child.

    Yewb,

    The new one

    victron,
    @victron@programming.dev avatar

    He definitely surrounds himself with yes-men, mf can’t read a room.

    ShaggySnacks,

    You could spell it out in large letters written in crayon and Elon would still fail at reading the room.

    AWittyUsername,

    Like when he got booed at a Dave Chaplle show. The guy thinks he’s loved and adored everywhere he goes because there’s still a few pathetic worshipers on the internet.

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