Maughlin,
Maughlin avatar

The narcissist's prayer:

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

I think we're at the "and if it is, that's not my fault" section

Phord,

He doesn’t seem to follow it in order, he plucks at it at random!

Beluuuuuuga,

Genuinely.. Whatever suits him at the very second he is in, he'll go for. Even if it fucks him and others later down the line. Absolutely zero self preservation at all.

Flaky_Fish69,
Flaky_Fish69 avatar

wait until we find out it was really "Man, Tv Person, Camera, Woman"

Darthmalak135,

Didn't he, on camera, say that he had "top secret" documents at his home? Like he has admitted it, how can you pretend this didn't happen?

skulblaka,
skulblaka avatar

Rarely in his life has he been called out on his blatant contradictions. It seems he's forgotten that they matter.

jesse_mccree,

Lmao we already got Reddit 2.0 here. And theres no way to block subreddits here like with the Apollo app

HeartyBeast,
HeartyBeast avatar

And theres no way to block subreddits here like with the Apollo app

Sure there is. You go to the list of Magazines (not subreddits) and click the block symbol next to the ones you never want to see. You can also set your front page to only display subscribed magazines, if that's your thing. No need to spam

jesse_mccree,

Lmao we already got Reddit 2.0 here. And theres no way to block subreddits here like with the Apollo app

ripcord,
ripcord avatar

No, but we can subscribe to whichever ones we want and not look at the other ones.

And I can block you.

jesse_mccree,

Lmao we already got Reddit 2.0 here. And theres no way to block subreddits here like with the Apollo app

jesse_mccree,

Lmao we already got Reddit 2.0 here. And theres no way to block subreddits here like with the Apollo app

Midnitte,
Midnitte avatar

The schadenfreude will be crystalline once the prosecutor uses these words in court.

Col3814444,

I know, he just can’t resist doing his one big trick of ‘doubling down on the scandal to normalise it’ this time, because every time he does it’s evidence against him, it’s no longer just a sound bite in TV he can use to twist opinions.

There is something so wonderfully ironic that it’s going to be him, and his massively retarded ego, and him alone that is going to be the most damning source of evidence against him in this case. He is basically the prosecutions’ best witness.

DrunKin,
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  • ANuStart,

    Forgot the other part of the conservative coping mechanism. Just talk about someone else on the "other side" and make shit up to try and deflect from having to grapple with the fact that your entire personality was formed completely through conservative propaganda because you were the easily manipulated target audience for the bullshit

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  • ANuStart,

    Woof this drone is stuck on the 2020 propaganda, somebody reboot him

    blomkalsgratin,

    Two years ago, I had people screaming that I would "die from the jab within two years". Not only am I still around, I also don't know of anyone else who has.
    Just accept that you were wrong.

    terrrmus,
    terrrmus avatar

    Fuck Joe Biden.
    But also Hail Satan.

    Darthmalak135,

    Fr

    cassetti,

    I still can't grasp the logic behind the this narrative, wherein the implication of wrongdoing by one politician is somehow used to diminish or dismiss the gravity of the crimes committed by another. It begs the question of if we are expected to adopt a simplistic mindset akin to that of a five-year-old child, lacking the ability to comprehend the importance of accountability.......

    Flaky_Fish69,
    Flaky_Fish69 avatar

    You, uh, see what they’ve done and are doing to public education?

    There’s the answer: yes. They want us dumb and complacent

    AJ,

    Lmao this dudes pfp is literally a punisher skull with a "Q". Taking bets on what he looks like

    ReCursing,
    ReCursing avatar

    The irony being Frank Castle would blow him away without a second thought!

    JonEFive,

    I will never understand why the right is so utterly fascinated with pedophilia. Everyone you don't like is suddenly a pedophile. There's no credible proof that Biden has committed any such crime.

    Now, since we're deflecting and this story was really about Trump and stolen documents, how much factual evidence will it take for you to accept that Trump willfully committed a crime, admitted to it, was given ample opportunity to resolve it amicably, and still chose not to do so? If you present that kind of hard evidence against Biden, I'd say lock him up too.

    And if you'd like to talk about sex crimes and other inappropriate behavior, why don't we talk about the multitude of credible allegations against Trump?

    blomkalsgratin,

    I don't think very many people would have a problem with going after Joe or Hunter Biden for illegal stuff, just need some actual real, actionable proof. 'Q drops' ain't it though.
    You'll also note that when Biden and Pence found documents in their homes, they contacted the FBI and had them come get them.
    Trump actively fought to avoid the documents being recovered.

    Flaky_Fish69,
    Flaky_Fish69 avatar

    You'll also note that when Biden and Pence found documents in their homes, they contacted the FBI and had them come get them.
    Trump actively fought to avoid the documents being recovered.

    One might also note, that the documents weren't in fact nuclear secrets. At least some of them were pertaining to security arrangement's for biden's son's funeral. not exactly earth shattering secrets, there. (still a good thing to keep secret, but it's not, you know, a crisis if it gets out.)

    one might also note there's an "independent" special counsel being appointed to investigate biden. they probably won't find any willful wrongdoing, but details.

    Col3814444,

    That question needs to be asked over and over again to every one of his sycophantic supporters.

    Why did he need to keep nuclear secrets?

    It is utterly unjustifiable.

    Col3814444,

    No one has accused Biden of anything (one woman did, she turned out to be a Russian spy - funny about that).

    Multiple women have credibly accused Trump of sexual assault, it was recently officially established by a court that he is guilty of rape. Trump is a rapist.

    At least one minor has credibly accused (in a disposition given under oath) Trump of being a pedophile, during his long and close friendship with his former best buddy Jeffery Epstien. She withdrew her case after she received death threats.

    Fucking wake up dude.

    HopeOfTheGunblade,
    HopeOfTheGunblade avatar

    Don't get me wrong, Trump's a scum sucking bottom feeder with a true gift for propaganda, but it wasn't established that he was guilty of rape. It was established that he was guilty of sexual assault. They couldn't get the rape charge to stick because the accuser couldn't feel him put it in... which meshes with what Stormy had to say about what ol tiny hands is packing down there.

    ReCursing,
    ReCursing avatar

    Would you like to provide any evidence or reasoning or, like, any conscious thought at all rather than spewing whatever shit a pig farmer in the Philippines says?

    No?

    Didn't think so

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  • ReCursing,
    ReCursing avatar

    Oh one other thing - you have a Punisher skull as a profile pic. Frank Castle would hate you and not hesitate to shoot you. I suggest you read some comics, they're more entertaining that that Q nonsense you usually read. The Punisher Max (by Garth Ennis iirc) run is good

    ReCursing,
    ReCursing avatar

    So that's a no then. The daily Heil is not a good source for anything, the others are bullshit too (yeah okay there are photos of hunter bidens dick on his lap top. So what?). Plus completely irrelevant to whether trump is a fascist shitstain (and he is both of those)

    Oh, and I am not going to do research to try to find pivtures of people having sex with kids. Why would you even suggest such a thing?

    juergen_hubert,
    juergen_hubert avatar

    "Could you please repeat that statement? While under oath and in court?"

    Trebach,

    He could have just added years to his sentence there.

    10A,

    Trump has always been a master of staying on the front page of every newspaper. Stories like this are helping him take the lead. Anyone who uses the story as an opportunity to criticize its details is missing the big picture.

    unfnknblvbl,

    Heard on the radio in my uber to work this morning (in Australia, no less!): "And Donald Trump has had the last word on his indictment, telling reporters outside court..."

    No, that's literally not the last word. That's not how this works. Stop reporting on this shitful human being like he has some kind of power he doesn't.

    keeb420,

    "It's ev-v-v-v-vrybody's fault, but mine."

    GreatBigJerk,
    GreatBigJerk avatar

    His next claim will be that someone planted shit in his pants.

    root_beer,
    root_beer avatar

    recalling an old Johnny the Homicidal Maniac bit
    Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!!

    DoucheAsaurus,
    DoucheAsaurus avatar

    Dammit, someone shit in my pants too. It has to be some sort of conspiracy.

    Gargleblaster, (edited )
    Gargleblaster avatar

    Also, I can shit in my pants by just thinking about it.

    aegisgfx877,
    aegisgfx877 avatar

    Its the greatest shit... anyone has ever seen. Nobody ever thought I could shit my pants like this, nobody knew!!!

    ANuStart,

    Just throwing shit at the wall until something sticks

    YoBuckStopsHere,
    YoBuckStopsHere avatar

    It's always a great sign that you're telling the truth when your story keeps changing over and over.

    cowvin,

    Yes, they planted the documents that he has already acknowledged he had and were rightfully his after he magically declassified them. If mental gymnastics were an Olympic event, Republicans would take home all the medals.

    2ndtryagain,

    They are the East Germany of the Mental Olympics at this point.

    brownpaperbag,
    brownpaperbag avatar

    Randomly capitalizing words really helps drive it home, too.

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