Trump Attacks Judge Engoron: Leave My Children Alone!
First time he’s ever cared about his children.
deegeese, Criminal demands accomplices be left alone.
kittenzrulz123, Imagine going after someones kids for political reasons, who would do such a thing /s
Buffaloaf, Imagine the outrage if a representative showed Congress naked pictures of Ivanka that were stolen from her computer
BolexForSoup, 
Is this in reference to something?
Nougat, Hunter Biden's penis.
BolexForSoup, Wait I thought that was just a meme this seriously happened?
Introversion,
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 
Now there’s a pickup line: “Hey baby, did you know my dong is in the Congressional record?”
Nougat, Congressional Dong
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, I'm amazed that's not already a Rob Schneider movie
BolexForSoup, Jfc
qwertyqwertyqwerty, Trump might actually show his face in congress to get a view of those.
JoMiran, 
The pictures were actually stolen from his computer.
kittenzrulz123, He’d still show up
WarmSoda, “Lots of people have been telling me they’re the greatest pictures really the best”
kittenzrulz123, “These pictures are the greatest pictures in the world but the corrupt far left wants to censor them”
Nightwingdragon, How cute; you think he’d know how to get a picture onto a computer. Or how to use a computer. Or how to take a picture.
LetterboxPancake, German “Leave my children alone! The hot one and the idiot as well. Are there others? Leave them alone!”
RojoSanIchiban, Barron:
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RubberStuntBaby, He's not worried about them. He's worried that his idiot kids won't be able to lie convincingly and it will ruin his defense.
Cyclist, Because he’s the best liar, no one lies better than him.
lobut, As he calls for the prosecution of Hunter Biden for the umpteenth time.
bquintb, 
Leave my children alone! Talking to them is devastating to my case!
NocturnalMorning, (edited ) Objection your honor! -Trump
And why is that? - Judge
Because it’s devastating to my cause… - Trump
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confluence, The quote is from Liar Liar
NocturnalMorning, I knew that. I just woke up, lol
Nightwingdragon, And it’s case, not cause. :D
KneeTitts, (edited ) 
Its not our fault you sucked your own kids into your illegal business trumpy… families that crime together do time together
RememberTheApollo_, He only cares because he’s worried they might sell him out.
Maeve, Wouldn’t you?
ares35, 
that won't happen. it's just for the quote the maga media can repeat all day.
Wilibus, Second. Don’t forget about the time he wanted to fuck Ivanka.
youngGoku, Dude you appointed your kids to public servant roles… It’s you that subjected them to this.
CharlesDarwin, 
Or what? What’s he going to do about it?
Also: ADULT children.
PeleSpirit, Could this be considered a threat to the judge or trying to intimidate them?
Steve, 
It always strikes me as strange when anyone refers to their 30 or 40+ year old offspring, as children. They aren’t remotely children in any way.
Nightwingdragon, I thought the same thing until my kids became adults. It’s just a parent thing.
Steve, I get that. But being their parent, and having the impulse to protect or defend them, doesn’t mean it’s the right thing to do.
Nightwingdragon, Im not defending Trump’s actions. They’re plenty old enough to speak up for themselves. I’m merely saying it’s not uncommon for a parent to refer to their offspring as “children” even after they’re well into adulthood.
beebarfbadger, Won’t somebody think of his poor tykes who never did anything wrong in their life and are being maliciously attacked for no reason at all!
kleenbhole, Obviously you don’t have kids.
Steve, I don’t fly helicopters either. But when I see one stuck in a tree, I know that’s not right.
kleenbhole, Can you just educate yourself to the fact that words have multiple usages, and children both means youth as well as offspring so we don’t keep having this retarded conversation?
Steve, (edited ) Do you really believe I don’t know individual words are used in different ways?
I thought it would be obvious, that I just believe useing words with the least ambiguous and narrowest meaning available, is a more clear way to communicate.
In this case offspring would undeniably be the term to fit the meaning parents want to convey. Continuing to use child is a sign their concept of their offspring hasn’t kept up with the current reality. The fact that this behavior is common dosen’t mean it’s correct and immune from criticism.
Both it, and your attitude of infallibility, are just two of the many windmills I fight against.
kleenbhole, Bro do you understand tilting windmills is foolish, and that’s the point of the expression?
You being butthurt about common linguistic usages isn’t your valiant struggle, it’s your autism acting up
Steve, (edited ) I certainly do. You got the point perfectly.
It’s my pointless, useless, impossible, imaginary battle against the world itself. But hey. You don’t fight the fight because you can win. You fight the fight that needs fighting.
kleenbhole, Cool bro go yell at clouds then
SgtScrotes, To me, i feel there’s a difference between calling someone a child (indicating a youthful connotation) and being someone’s child (a familial connotation).
My children will always be my children, but sometimes my oldest acts like a child.
If that makes any sense.
Zippy, You can call them family but that does not specify exactly who they are. Family can refer to brother and sisters or parents as well as your children. It would be pretty common to ask an 80 year old of they have any children. Don’t think it really refers to a certain age of the child.
Steve, Offspring would be the term.
leftenddev, 
“Eric is too stupid to not bring us all down”
BruceTwarzen, He's an absolute wildcard. On one hand he's to stupid to do anything, on the other hand he's so stupid he could accidentally rat them all out.
CharlesDarwin, Does Junior seem any smarter? He seems like he’s got a real cocaine tongue, to boot.
grabyourmotherskeys, Who? Eric “we get all the money we need from the Russians” Trump?
cabron_offsets, Especially the daughter he openly lusts after.
tacosanonymous, It’s just content tailored to his base to make him look oppressed. That’s why he keeps disregarding the gag order too.
I bet his kids say, “I don’t recall” a thousand times anyway.
Telorand, Prosecution: “Is this your signature on the bottom of this document that I am now showing to the court?”
Don Jr.: “I don’t recall.”
Defense: “Objection, your honor. My client is blind and can’t reasonably testify.”
Judge: "Overruled. Mr. Trump Jr. is clearly not blind. Also, he’s not your client.
Trump, on the steps: “The judge is biased against me! He won’t even let my son testify to excommunicate me!”
How I expect it to go
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