Mamertine,

Do you all think it’ll come before or after he explains his Obamacare alternative?

GentlemanLoser,

Both are scheduled for right after Infrastructure Week!

negativenull,

Only after releasing his own tax returns he promised.

rayyy,

Didn’t he promise to leave the Unites States if he lost the election?

GreyEyedGhost,

“Who would have thought healthcare was so hard?” All the people who realize the ‘helpers’ need years of training and continuing education, the people who realize that medical graduates still need years of training before they’re allowed to do it on their own. I can’t believe people heard him say that and still took him seriously.

Red0ctober,

Both will come after infrastructure week

s_i_m_s,

Didn’t he already present one? Just it was so bad it was going to cause something like 20 million people to lose their insurance? So he couldn’t even get the republicans to vote for it?.. Went back and checked npr.org/…/cbo-republicans-ahca-would-leave-23-mil… yeah that did actually happen.

Nightwingdragon,

Well of course the GOP was not going to vote for it. 20 million losing their health insurance in one fell swoop? Gotta get those numbers up first!

hogunner,

Don’t forget Obama’s birth certificate

AlbertSpangler,

All the stuff they found in Hawaii? All the shocking stuff that we’d never believe? Are we gonna get to see it???

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

No. Because we’d never believe it.

AlbertSpangler,

Are you saying that the stuff Tr*mp’s investigation that totally absolutely happened has unearthed material so utterly shocking and devastating to the current president Obama, who he beat by billions of votes from literally everyone, so unbelievably mind-blowing that only he has the mental power to deal with it and we should all be greatful for protecting us from the shocking truth of sleepy Obama’s real background but you can totally read about it on the internet which he created and knows more about than anyone, everyone says so?

Because that’s what I’m hearing, many many people saying so

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

TechyDad,
@TechyDad@lemmy.world avatar

Or maybe after his proof that Obama was really born outside of America.

OhStopYellingAtMe,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

I think after Mexico sends payment for his border wall folly.

ATDA,

He already said this then bailed on it at a rally. This is literally a giant “how do you keep a moron in suspense” joke at America’s expense …

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein,

It’s coming in two weeks?

Grant_M,
@Grant_M@lemmy.ca avatar

This dude is the ultimate drama queen and crybaby.

charonn0,
@charonn0@startrek.website avatar

He’s not (just) demented or lying. He’s raising money.

massacre,

We should start calling this what it is… grifting. He’s grifting money. For any MAGA folk out there, here’s the definition:

grift

: to obtain (money or property) illicitly (as in a confidence game)

The Donald lost 50+ law suits for lack of evidence of any scheme or material defect in the 2020 election across the country. In fact, HE has been charged with felony counts in Georgia for alleged election tampering trying to steal the election. He is a con man and he has a grift going against his donors who still believe his lies in the face of an avalanche of evidence to the contrary. It’s really easy to milk your own cult, and if you don’t see that truth by now, you’re probably in it.

Crashumbc,

Yeah has dementia or a mental issue

badaboomxx,

Why not both?

TechyDad,
@TechyDad@lemmy.world avatar

Is this the super secret evidence that he couldn’t show in the 60+ lawsuits? Did he accidentally file it with the super secret evidence that Obama really wasn’t born in America? Will that be released also? Perhaps in two weeks?

glitch1985,

Just wait till you see what’s on that laptop and in those emails!

massacre,

To his lasting regret and hatred, someone ELSE made good on his promise to show you his taxes.

HawlSera,

Oh the Kraken’s coming back, good to see it getting fried again, I love calimari

TheJims,

McDonald Trump

Hero to the Stupid

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

McDonald Trump

I’m lovin’ it!

Vaginal_blood_fart,

I am loving it is an anagram for ailing vomit.

rigamarole,

Ba da ba ba aaaaaaaaaah!

pottedmeat7910,

If this guy wasn’t the GOP’s frontrunner for the 2024 presidental election, I’d think this man was completely full of shit and not worth paying the least amount of attention to.

Alas, here we are.

GreyEyedGhost,

You’re still not wrong, on both counts.

guacupado,

Just like Hunter’s laptop, right?

InternetCitizen2,

Its just finishing a windows update.

badbytes,

Maybe all the votes were stored on his laptop?!?

zalgotext,

The votes are in the computer

BustinJiber,

You would think constantly claiming that you have evidence yet never revealing it would be, by his conspiracy loving voter base, called something like “cover-up”, “working with the enemy” or, you know, “conspiring to hide the truth”. Or “being enemy plant”.

Thorry84,

The Dems are keeping him from revealing the TRUTH! MAGA! /s

snorkbubs, (edited )
@snorkbubs@fedia.io avatar

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EDIT: Sorry everyone, was just having some fun, until I remembered that no level of crazy breaks through the joke wall anymore. So, yeah, for more facts find me on Truth Social under patrioteaglefreedomlover1776_2

ShaggySnacks,

Missing Hunter Biden’s laptop.

Jimmyeatsausage,

The best part is the implication that you weren’t the first to want that username

RememberTheApollo_,

Maybe it has something to do with the psychology of uncertain rewards, where they are constantly teased with the big “win” like the election, but only occasionally get low-value wins like pissing off the libs. Like being addicted to gambling, or teased along by someone you’re interested in but they’re just manipulating you. You really want to believe you’ll win big, but in reality you’re probably fucked.

CharlesDarwin,
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

Also, I’d like to see people asking him at every single opportunity they are given: “do you also have that sooper sekrit evidence of Obama in Hawaii you were promising as king of the dumbass birthers?” And a follow-up question, “Did you have the Long Form Birth Certificate in those boxes of classified material in that bathroom in your trash palace?”

silverbax,

How about that amazing health plan he promised was coming in ‘two weeks’ in 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019.

ShaggySnacks,

Hey! It’s coming, just after Infrastructure Week.

CharlesDarwin,
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

I’d love to see this jerkoff locked up and given zero platform to spew his horse manure. So tired of this country being held hostage to this asshole.

At one point, we’d break out the butterfly nets for crazies like this, or at least make them stand out on the corner with a sign; now one party and much of the corporate media embraces them.

deft,

what if he actually does tho what do we do

Syldon,

We look at the bacon sandwiches flying past our windows.

Techmaster,

Storm the capitol and smear shit on the walls?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And what if he turns into a pegasus and flies away? What do we do?

crimsdings,

Freak out massively?

kescusay,
@kescusay@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, the first thing I’m doing in that scenario is telling my wife she mixed up the brownies, and warn my kids NOT to take any to school.

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