DontMakeMoreBabies,

This walking corpse needs to be slapped back to reality. Secession talk should get you fucked into the ground.

Traitor scum.

oxjox,
@oxjox@lemmy.ml avatar

This walking rolling 🧑‍🦽 corpse…

MrPibb,

I have yet to see this mentioned in any of these threads, at least the ones that I have read. If Texas secedes or tries to, Republicans lose 38 seats in the House of Representatives and two Senate seats. This give the House to Democrats for the foreseeable future and Democrats an easier path to passing bills in the Senate. Not that Texas, Abbott, cares.

Uranium3006,
Uranium3006 avatar

if the secede their electoral votes shouldn't count until congress passes a bill readmitting them. it's only fair

pearsaltchocolatebar,

Here’s hoping a congressman disappears him.

But seriously, there needs to be a mechanism for the feds to impeach a governor.

noride,

They have one now but it’s messy and stains the carpet.

WarmSoda,

They pee on it?

Beefytootz,

C’mon man, that rug really tied the room together!

WarmSoda,

Do I look like I’m governor?? The toilet seat is up!

benignintervention,

That carpet is Persian! Irreplaceable what with there not being a Persia anymore.

Edit: misquote

originalfrozenbanana,

I mean it goes without saying that you aren’t arguing this, but they will never secede. This is fodder for local politicking

funkless_eck,

not to mention then they’ll be a country with oil within peacekeepin’ distance of the USA

dudinax,

We’re going to have invade every 20 years to get rid of some horrible dictator or another.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can anyone tell me how much of Texas’ oil production is offshore? Because the US would claim all of that on day one.

Moobythegoldensock,

Sounds good, we’ll take them back after the 2024 election.

donuts,
donuts avatar

If Texas has complete control and final authority over their majority portion of the southern border, shouldn't they be the ones are responsible for spending the resources for securing it as well as being accountable for the humanitarian disaster?

The Republicans want it both ways: They want to blame the President and federal government for the situation at the border (but only when it's the Democrats in office and never when they are, of course), and at the exact same time they want to claim total authority over border policy on the state level. On top of that, they love to pull political stunts wrt the border every election year, but when it comes to actually passing an immigration bill, they'll tank it because Trump doesn't want to let Biden have yet another win.

Talk about having your cake and eating it too. Fucking pick one you disingenuous scumbag clowns.

Rapidcreek,

My favorite part of this is that despite this “border crisis, ”Gregory Wayne Abbott is galavanting around fkn India like he’s Anthony fkn Bourdain. Meanwhile, we have all sorts of shit convoys and armed goofies coming there to “volunteer in Texas.” Eagle Pass is only 97% Hispanic, so I’m sure nobody will get confused and murder some nice citizen or anything.

Albbi,

Brexit was so successful, it’s now time for Texit!

seaQueue,
@seaQueue@lemmy.world avatar

Stop threatening the rest of us with a good time

Fixbeat,

Ol’ Greg’s gonna cripple Texas’ economy with such maneuvers.

squiblet,
squiblet avatar

Ideas like this are so stupid that one wonders if that's someone's goal. Britain leaving the EU was one of the stupidest ideas earlier. A lot of the people pushing it were being completely disingenuous - foreign influence operations. This is even worse.

Fixbeat,

Yeah it would be a disaster, so probably just probably just posturing. If it’s not, then someone must benefit. Hard for me to see how, but rich people have schemes.

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

We're heading for Greg vs. the-giant-oak-tree-on-top-of-Greg all over again.

ChonkyOwlbear,

If Trump loses the 2024 election because Texas temporarily secedes, taking its 38 Republican electoral votes with it, I might die from the schadenfreude.

DogPeePoo,

1.Just give Texas back to Mexico.

2.Reverse UNO

3.White Republicans are now the immigrants on the wrong side of the border

4.Enjoy some queso

mp3,
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

Tesla becoming a mexican business lmao

DogPeePoo,

👌chef’s kiss

cm0002,

Mexico 2 days later: Amigo, please take these fuck faces back

Corkyskog,

Or cartel runs in and they have a lucrative cash for drugs trade, that they mostly funnel into other states for profit not seeing the irony in any if it…

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

the issue with that is that cartels like being paid for their products as much as any business- legitimate or otherwise. Texas won’t be able to pay when we remove them from the US banking system. there’s not enough cash to go around, and they’ll probably have to mint their own currency.

Which… the Cartel won’t be dumb enough to do business in… which means they’ll have to do business in stuff like gold or whatever else.

Corkyskog,

Guns

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

the cartels already have better guns than most texans, so, yeah.

Corkyskog,

I mean as of like a year or so ago they were reporting that they still paid 3-4x per AR type variants and 2-3x most handguns and like 5x the price of a 1911 presidente chambered in 38 super. There definitely still is a market.

dudinax,

probably quadrupling the length of border with Mexico.

acceptable_pumpkin,

Americans who move to other countries always call themselves expats since immigrants are “those other people”.

S_204,

All the morons screaming about colonization aboard are already packing their bags to leave Texas right? RIGHT? California too, if they’re anything but sjw Jack offs.

frickineh,

I haven’t had an orgasm since 2017, but I think that would do it.

Brkdncr,

What happened in 2017

theevildrcube,

Their last orgasm obviously.

jasonwherbst,
@jasonwherbst@sh.itjust.works avatar

No. Please. Don’t. Go.

Oh well.

sturmblast,

This guy is all talk, while sucking on the feds tit.

matt_nelson_white, (edited )

If you guys claim that you’re a country that respects freedoms and democrasy, you must listen to what Texas wishes. If they want to break off from the US, so be it. It’ll be their choice that to be respected. They aren’t happy with Biden and the US as a whole – it’s also their opinion and you’re to respect it too. Wouldn’t it be a democratic decision?

You can’t have it both ways: blame other countries for the ways they handle internal matters, yell “suppression of freedom! one must respect democrasy!”, yet suppress the opinions and thus freedom of your people in Texas.

loopgru,

Most of us on the left here would like nothing better than to be rid of most red states. On the whole, they take more federal tax dollars to prop up than they contribute, and their backwards ass attitudes hold the rest of the country back.

HOWEVER…

  1. Most progressive voters would rather not abandon all of the disempowered minority groups in those states to their fate.
  2. A “national divorce” as described by the space lasers lady would be incredibly messy and potentially devolve into a war and further violent and messy balkanization of the country.
  3. Finally, having an impoverished, highly inequitable theocracy for a neighbor sounds like a massive headache.
rustbuckett,

Personally, I hope they successfully secede, then get taken over by Mexico.

Pratai,

If that shithole secedes, can’t we just immediately go to war with them- reclaim it as American territory, and then put someone in charge with a brain?

MagicShel,

I want to say it’ll never happen, but they may not be so good at paying attention to prevailing trends. If Texit happens I’ll be watching with a big bowl of popcorn.

Willy Wonka: Stop. Don’t. Come back.

NegativeInf,

Can I apply for refugee status and move to a state not run by this sociopath?

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