Gallardo994,

200 OK

{ “error”: 404 }

MBM,

200: Here you go (secretly still an error)

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

These are pretty good as an overview tbh. I like it when teachers have a sense of humour at least.

ABasilPlant,

Surprised no one’s mentioned HTTP Cats yet:

http.cat

Personally, HTTP 405 (Method not allowed) is my favorite:

An image of former US president George Bush eating a cat. The text below the image reads, “405. Method Not Allowed”

casmael,

Why do these feel like the 5 stages of grief 🤔

BradleyUffner,

As a software developer / network admin, all of these are almost always “I fucked up configuring the web server”.

aBundleOfFerrets,

Everyone give it up for the fella who ran a webserver on a teapot

IHawkMike,

I like returning 418 instead of 404 or 403 on the files the script kiddies are hunting for on my web servers. I’m sure it does nothing but I’d like to think I’ve wasted some of their time at least once.

Nougat,

You had one chance to use 420 and you squandered it.

chuckleslord,

HTTP 418 is the “I’m a teapot” code

Bahnd,

420 is still avalable. Not sure what you would put there (“Server too high?”) and given the controversy over 418 I think its best to leave that one blank instead of making a weed joke.

aphlamingphoenix,

There was an attempt by Twitter at one point to use “420 Enhance Your Calm” as a code to indicate you’re being rate limited.

IHawkMike,

Oh I get plenty of chances to use 420. But I think you might be missing the joke. 😁

Telorand,

I’m glad that error exists.

psud, (edited )

I’m pretty sure it exists because of RFC2324 hyper text coffee pot control protocol

JasonDJ,

Fun fact, first webcam was a series of updating stills of an actual coffee pot so some engineers would know if there was coffee made.

ArtVandelay,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

Necessity is the mother of invention

hperrin,

Technically, all video is a series of updating stills.

JasonDJ,

True, but most streaming media now is a bunch of stills with the changes for each individual frame between them.

hperrin, (edited )

True, but webcams still just deliver raw frames (or compressed frames in the case of MJPEG).

psud,

With that, plus image recognition, plus a control system, you could use rfc2324 to implement the digital control side

Though I think I’d use weight, temperature, and flow sensors for easier service implementation

HereIAm,

And then plug those values into a image generation service to give users a visually intuitive way to see if there’s cooffe or not!

lemmyreader,

🤣

kryptonianCodeMonkey,

200: “I gotchu, bro. Here you go. Have a good day.”

401: “You’re not on the list. Get lost.”

402: “Pay me or get lost.”

403: “Everyone get lost.”

404: “You are lost.”

500: “Ooopsss.”

501: “Knew I forgot something…”

504: “I can’t do this shit all day.”

hperrin,

451: “The law says get lost.”

dwemthy,

429: “Please stop trying”

xmunk,

502: “I’m fucked, you’re fucked, but most of all the developer trying to solve this is super fucked.”

davel,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar
blackluster117,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

I love the whimsy of developers.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, (edited )
ArtVandelay,
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

Thread safe pouring

jjjalljs,

401 is “I don’t know who you are. Get fucked”

403 is “I know who you are and you’re not allowed here. Get fucked”

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