Nifflas, (edited )
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Best superpower? You have done well protecting the fragile glass orb which destroys the universe if broken. But now it's time to pass it on. Who shall be its new guardian?

drktbl,

@Nifflas I voted Boris Johnson and he ended up winning. My thinking was I believe that guy has people that he loves outside of himself (young children), so he wouldn’t threaten to destroy the universe if he got cancer.

Fizzfizzpopop,
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@Nifflas I cannot think of one thing, no matter how small, inconsequential or downright rubbish it was, that I would be able to trust any of those eejits with.

wouldinotcallmyselfahumanbeing,

wouldn't matter which one, universe would be extremely safe with any of them: the most important thing to each is their own econo-cultural homeostasis, which necessitates safeguarding the universe in which they themselves exist
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ghosttownoli,
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@Nifflas guess it's time to just smash the orb and be done with it

buckysrevenge,
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@Nifflas aka which of the 3 Stooges is the least incompetent? https://tenor.com/X5QS.gif

ryanslikesocool,
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@Nifflas i don’t like this one :(

Nifflas,
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@ryanslikesocool But it's a superpower! Everyone loves superpowers!

drktbl,

@Nifflas I cannot believe how much anxiety this hypothetical fills me with. Tempted to destroy the universe so I don’t have to allow villains and morons to hold it hostage to their whims.

devlin,
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@Nifflas I accidentally trip and unmake existence. I spend the rest of eternity explaining myself to a court of extremely pissed off deities

efi,
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@Nifflas I'd trust trump's materialism, he'd put it in a vault and forget it exists

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