dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

Doctor: Do you smoke or drink alcohol?

Me: I drink it.

20002ist,
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@dgar @spaf It’s like the old joke about the US immigration official who asks a new arrival, “Do you support the overthrow of the United States government by force or violence?” After pausing a moment to think, the new arrival answers, “Violence.”

wilson,
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jimmygnarly,
@jimmygnarly@mastodon.online avatar

@dgar vape canna

smitty,

@dgar not into mezcal or scotch, then? ;-)

JorgeStolfi,
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@dgar

Janio Quadros, briefly President of Brazil in the 1960s, was a notorious drinker. Asked why he drank alcohol, he replied "I drink it because it is liquid; if it was solid, I would eat it."

Tengis65,

@dgar

titters

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@Tengis65 😊

siblingpastry,
@siblingpastry@mastodon.world avatar

@dgar @TazPoltorak I used to know someone who tried IV injecting it. And. Well. Don't do that.

LizardSF,

@dgar Reminds me of a strip.
Rat: "If you could have dinner with any person, alive or dead, who would it be?"
Pig: "The alive one."

swampsoda,

@dgar btwn you, me, and the Internet, I've put vodka in a bong once or twice...

listen, it was longlong ago... during kind of a weird time for me...

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar

@swampsoda 😂

theawkwardtsar,

@dgar

Some studies have shown that smoking alcohol may lead to a condition called "Fire Lungs", which occurs when inhaled alcohol combusts inside the lungs, building up pressure, searing the alveoli and causing large trails of flames to erupt from the mouth, rendering the lungs completely useless.

SonofaGeorge,

@dgar
"Do you advocate the overthrow of the government by force or violence?"
"Ummm...by force, I guess..."

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar
TazPoltorak,
@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org avatar

@dgar smoked vodka is a thing but you still drink it. Now wondering if it's possible to put alcohol in a bong 🤔 but it then may become a bang.

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