lowqualityfacts,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

Things I have been told to do on Mastodon:

-follow more people

-follow less people

-put content warnings on anything related to politics

-put content warnings on anything related to dogs (seriously)

-use alt text to translate my posts into French

-delete my Patreon because I don't deserve to make money

-sell merch with my facts on them because I deserve to make more money

-stop doing satire because it is enabling fascism and will get Trump reelected

Moral of the story: I have no idea.

selzero,
@selzero@syzito.xyz avatar

@lowqualityfacts

This platform is free and open source. Use it freely.

Milkman76,
@Milkman76@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts new users (read: neoliberals who want you to vote Biden and never, ever 3rd party) flooded into mastodon over the last 2 years and brought their... arguments and demands with them, leading to attempts to build bigger arguments and schisms into the more chilled out mastodon communities. They really weren't here much 2018-2020, but now they are here thanks to Musk....

MisterMadge,

@lowqualityfacts
Really right factism and really wrong factism

SkipHuffman,
@SkipHuffman@astrodon.social avatar
Oldfartrant,
@Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca avatar

@lowqualityfacts
Just have fun, you're doing fine.

curiously,

@lowqualityfacts oh thank goodness, the definitive guide at last, thanks, was lost there for a bit.

imbou,
@imbou@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts What about flapjacks? Anyone say anything about flapjacks? Ok I want to mention if no one else has, flapjacks.

readyforanything,

@lowqualityfacts Your one of the best things about this place. I just wish there were more people posting consistently excellent content like you. I'm probably not going to step up, but I really appreciate your work.

lowqualityfacts,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

@readyforanything Haha thank you for the kind words, I genuinely appreciate it!

jojm,

@lowqualityfacts
The objectively correct list
Sell merch to make more money (you deserve it)
Follow whoever you want
Idk about alt texts 🤷‍♂️

sethlombardy,
@sethlombardy@saturation.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts i like the chris rock line in dogma that goes sorta like “i think it’s better to have ideas than beliefs” and his reasoning was that it’s harder to change a belief. this leaves ideas re: mutability. i think you do have an idea but it’s not quite fully realized. not saying you’re aiming to invent the lightbulb, but you are reasonably demarcated by your style, sense of humor, and conveniently for my say here: you often present disclaimers. see dogma disclaimer re: platypus :)

StrangeNoises,
@StrangeNoises@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts can't believe you weren't told to follow fewer people, someone really slipped up there. 😉

bonkers,
@bonkers@nerdculture.de avatar

@lowqualityfacts you just do one thing a day

jahanson,

@lowqualityfacts that last one was a doozie lol

ChrisWere,
@ChrisWere@toot.wales avatar

@lowqualityfacts
Surly low quality facts is likely to attract low quality feedback, right?

nantucketebooks,
@nantucketebooks@fosstodon.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts Those t-shirts that have the Joy Division album art but say Depeche Mode seem to sell well, so maybe there's a market for LQF t-shirts.

JorisMeys,
@JorisMeys@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts you'd almost think Mastodon is filled with ... people ?!

howlinhobbit,
@howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

@lowqualityfacts

joke ‘em if they can’t take a fuck. too many people seem to think they’re the masters of us all and we’re required to obey their every whim. sadly, many of them are utter idiots.

hard nope there.

Grant_M,
@Grant_M@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Confirmation you’re doing it very well indeed! ❤️

schreibmax,
@schreibmax@troet.cafe avatar

@lowqualityfacts …or other people have no clue. 😃
Hope you continue to evolve as you see best fit.

aggualaqisaaq,
@aggualaqisaaq@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts

-follow more bot accounts

-stop doing satire and start doing farce

-only put content warnings on things that are generally agreed to be inoffensive

-use alt-text to translate your posts into Klingon

-instead of doing a Patreon, set up a scam charity

-sell weed, not merch

-always take unsolicited advice from anonymous strangers in the comments section

NovaNaturalist,
@NovaNaturalist@mstdn.ca avatar

@lowqualityfacts "I have no idea" - perhaps your best quality fact so far?

geekyonion,
@geekyonion@onionslices.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Mastodon seems to be a complicated place! Full of opinions.

ruckerworks,

@lowqualityfacts Keep it up. What you do is awesome and those who don't 'get it' had their sense of humor surgically removed at birth.

ashesofisar,

@lowqualityfacts How about, "Keep doing what you're doing because it makes us smile!"

EDVARDS,
@EDVARDS@musicians.today avatar

@lowqualityfacts
You should do ALL of those things and NONE of those things.

Don't you want to succeed and fail?

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