@howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

howlinhobbit

@howlinhobbit@musicians.today

Ukulele Ace, bibliophile, ailurophile, raconteur and general fun fella. lots more info can be found here: https://linktr.ee/howlinhobbit

#music #jazz #ukulele #reading #cooking #cats #fedi22 #nobots

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

howlinhobbit, to random
@howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

as promised, here’s a pic of what I was eagerly awaiting yesterday. it’s the 2 units on the right. both pairs are UHF wireless gizmos to hook up your instrument to a sound board. I got the ones on the left first but, except for my vintage banjolele, I don’t use a strap. instead, I cradle the uke in my right arm. using the pair on the left means that I kept bumping the thing, so it was plinka plinka crackle. the right pair folds so I don’t bump it with my elbow. problem solved. and it sounds fab.

dgar, (edited ) to soundcloud
@dgar@aus.social avatar

If anyone is planning anything for Weed Day this Saturday, 20th April (4/20), and you’re looking for something to put on your Weed Day song playlist, I have something that may just fit the bill.

Gettin Stoned (feat. Andre Louis) will be coming out this Friday on Apple Music, Tidal, Spotify, and all the other streamy places, just in time for you to add it to your Saturday playlist. Be sure to give @Onj a follow!! He did an awesome job on the drums for this track and is a general, all-round legend!

As all know, the original, full-quality wav file for every track is available for download from their respective Soundcloud page, which you can then convert to your favourite format and play it on any device you choose.

Want to listen to it now? Okay then! Here it is on !

Gettin Stoned (feat. Andre Louis)
~

https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/gettin-stoned-feat-andre-louis

@FreakyFwoof

howlinhobbit,
@howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

@dgar

you do understand that is phonetically equal to , which is an insulting term used mainly by US Navy folk to refer to US Marines?

Catlynn, to random
@Catlynn@nerdculture.de avatar

I think this new youngster squirrel thinks I’m his mamma. He just lurks on low hanging branches staring at me like this 😍

howlinhobbit,
@howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

@Catlynn

squirrels are uppity. that’s why I love them. raccoons too, same reason.

we’ve (me and my sweetie) named several of the squirrels that hang out in our backyard. our favorite is Blondie because she’s the palest blonde either of us has ever seen. we believe she actually lives across the street from us, but we don’t care. we (especially my sweetie) has several squirrel munchie stations around our yard.

howlinhobbit, to EarWorms
@howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

(fill in the blank in the comments)

New York, London, Paris, Munich
Everybody’s talking about,
“_________”

(hey! @dgar can’t be the only one giving out free )

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

The “g” in Dgar is pronounced like it is in “garage”.

howlinhobbit,
@howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

@dgar @idueti

gif is short for graphic interchange format, not giraffic interchange format.

zoomar, to random
@zoomar@masto.ai avatar

deleted_by_author

  • Loading...
  • howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @zoomar @ernie

    David, have you looked at the present recently?

    dgar, (edited ) to newmusic
    @dgar@aus.social avatar
    howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @dgar

    took me a moment to slap soundcloud around to recognize me, but I got to listen and like it.

    weirdly enough, they’ve seemed to lose the tracks I’ve uploaded there and are urging me to upload something new. I wonder if they’ll “find” my other tracks or if I’m just going to be shouting into the void. 🤷‍♂️

    dgar, (edited ) to random
    @dgar@aus.social avatar

    I'm thinking of going with this artwork for the new single.

    What do you think?

    howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @dgar @CosmicTrigger

    Pippi Longstocking? I thought she was Molly Tov Cocktail.

    howlinhobbit, to random
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    for 14 of the 22+ years that me and my sweetie have been together we’ve had our cat, Darwin.

    we just got home from having him euthanized.

    R.I.P. Darwin.

    I feel sick. I don’t want to be in this place anymore.

    zoomar, to random
    @zoomar@masto.ai avatar

    deleted_by_author

  • Loading...
  • howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @zoomar

    wasn’t Mr. Ravine Genes Captain Kangaroo’s sidekick?

    Binder, to random
    @Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar

    Lower the retirement age to 50, you cowards.

    howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @Binder

    at 65 I’d love that, but I probably don’t have enough “banked” with the SS system to make any difference to my life.

    Cassandra, to random
    @Cassandra@autistics.life avatar

    I see it's white dude week again on .

    howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @Cassandra

    what is a when it’s at home?

    howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @Cassandra

    my French is as good as nonexistent, but I’m getting something like “all the world talking” from that. am I close?

    18+ Some_Emo_Chick, to Vintage
    @Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social avatar

    Marilyn Wesley, 1950s

    howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @Some_Emo_Chick

    she’s beautiful but I can’t help wondering if the lack of a muffy is due to a razor or an airbrush.

    dgar, (edited ) to random
    @dgar@aus.social avatar

    The Dgar logo is:

    howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @dgar

    the symbol for Aries the ram.

    howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @dgar

    me neither, though I must admit that the common astrological description of the Gemini type fits me pretty well.

    still not going to live my life according to the “daily horoscope”.

    dgar, (edited ) to newmusic
    @dgar@aus.social avatar

    My treasured, most excellent followers, amazing fedizens, mischief-makers, music-lovers, and creatures of multiverse. I’m excited!

    Today, under the light of a full moon, I present to you, a brand new Dgar song! Airlock is out now!!

    Also, I have bonus shenanigans.

    I’d like to give some algorithms a good punch in the face, and shock them into noticing this, my first new release of the year. If you would be generous enough to give my new track a play (or three) on your favourite streaming service (and your second and third favourite streaming service if you’re up for it), I would very much appreciate it.

    This experiment will need a lot of people, so please don’t scroll by. I really do need your help to do this. It’s a short song, a bit over two and a half minutes, and I’m really excited for you to hear it!

    It’s my dream that I can spend my days making music and sharing bad jokes for all you beautiful beings. I’m working hard right now to release at least one new song per month for 2024. The goal is to supplement the income from my part-time job, at least enough that I don’t need to get a second job.

    Additionally, if we can make a meaningful impact on a song release with this kind of action, I’d love if we were able to help other musicians and songwriters of Mastodon with their song launches in the future. Perhaps we can come up with a hashtag for this kind of mission? Please leave your thoughts, suggestions, and expert knowledge in the comments.

    I’ll pin this toot, and share the insights, stats, and relevant results for this experiment in the comments as they become available.

    Thank you for your help in my attempt at breaking the interwebs. Hopefully we can give some algorithms something to think about!

    Boosts are very much welcome and appreciated! I adore those favourites and likes too!

    Big love, hugs, and belly raspberries!!

    Your Digital Busker,

    Jon “Dgar” O’Hare

    Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/airlock/

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3LKqsNHyeQ

    Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/au/album/airlock-single/1725622588

    Tidal: https://tidal.com/track/339881620

    Deezer: https://deezer.page.link/QBFLmPCNfMx2xM249

    Qobuz: https://open.qobuz.com/track/247740812?sw=1

    Songwhip: https://songwhip.com/dgar/airlock

    Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com.au/albums/B0CS9TMD3C

    Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/5ThhKPZPArGkU2shGLb4Ul?si=a0e5f233eda74708

    howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @dgar

    tapped the Youtube link. it told me, “this video is unavailable.”

    howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @dgar

    that’s OK, the SoundCloud link worked. I would’ve hit the like button but I can’t recall my SoundCloud password. 🤷‍♂️

    moira, to random
    @moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar

    is powdered sugar explosive? like silo explosive?

    howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @moira

    just sitting in a pile, not so much. mixed with air (as in wheat chaff in a silo) it exposes a LOT more surface area and will blow up real nice.

    it also works nicely to beef up homemade black powder.

    dgar, to random
    @dgar@aus.social avatar
    howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @dgar

    when the inventor of USB passed on they held a solemn ceremony. at the cemetery the pallbearers carried his casket to the grave and set it into the cradle. the minister said the appropriate words and they slowly lowered him down. then the pallbearers sighed, shrugged, raised him back up and turned him around. it re-lowered with no problem.

    18+ Frances_Larina, to random
    @Frances_Larina@sfba.social avatar

    I just saw Trump referred to as the Manchurian Cantaloupe and I can't get it out of my mind.

    Is Vlad even backing him this time? I've not seen the usual onslaught of misinfo, but maybe it's all on Twitter?

    howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @Frances_Larina

    I generally refer to him as the Tangerine Nightmare.

    (and mentally apologize to the band whose name I’m riffing on.)

    dgar, (edited ) to random
    @dgar@aus.social avatar

    is currently on a mission to make some new songs. I have already recorded one and it came together really well. I have three people who listen to my new songs for me as my test audience and it’s the first time they’ve all said “Good to go, no notes” except for one thing. They all insist I wait until April 20 to release it. No need to guess what the song is about.

    I really wanted to get something out sooner, so I’ve written another song. I’ve laid down the bass and guitar, and the drum track is sounding pretty good. I’ll try and get the vocals down tomorrow, and start modelling an album cover in blender tonight. Imma bit rusty on Blender, but I’m sure it’ll come back to me. I’ll try and get this one out before the end of the month, and I might have something up on Soundcloud a bit earlier. I’ll let you know.

    Big love to all of you. It’s the crowd here on Mastodon that is inspiring this creativity. You guys are amazing. 🫶

    howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @dgar

    count me in as one of the people who don’t understand the significance of April 20th.

    howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @dgar

    now you can count me in on your list of idiots. for whatever reason, I read April 20th and immediately started trying to figure out what significance that date was to Australians. (the day the indigenous folk agreed to stop eating folks who were lost in the outback? I dunno.)

    I either need more coffee or more sleep. this is a conundrum, but I’ll recover. eventually.

    howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @dgar

    and speaking of things Australian, I’ve been telling my sweetie about our conversation(s) and she said, “I’ve found a movie that’s so Australian it actually offers english subtitles.”

    so we watched it tonight. sans subtitles.

    the movie is called “Kenny” and it was amazingly good. you ever heard of it?

    I have no idea if it is/was popular down under, but speaking strictly as a Yank, you can’t help but like the title character.

    dgar, to random
    @dgar@aus.social avatar

    BOM is looking for people to spend a year in Antarctica.

    https://subscribe.bom.gov.au/Antarctic_Recruitment/

    howlinhobbit,
    @howlinhobbit@musicians.today avatar

    @dgar

    I can’t even pull off a convincing Aussie accent. even after several re-watchings of both Crocodile Dundee flicks. 🙄

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • megavids
  • cubers
  • DreamBathrooms
  • InstantRegret
  • tacticalgear
  • magazineikmin
  • Youngstown
  • thenastyranch
  • mdbf
  • slotface
  • rosin
  • modclub
  • kavyap
  • ethstaker
  • JUstTest
  • osvaldo12
  • khanakhh
  • cisconetworking
  • Durango
  • everett
  • ngwrru68w68
  • Leos
  • normalnudes
  • GTA5RPClips
  • tester
  • provamag3
  • anitta
  • lostlight
  • All magazines