Today I drove by a house that had a big sign on their front porch that said PORCH and I have questions*. Did you need to further assert that your porch was indeed a porch? Was it not porch-y enough without it? Was this an impulse buy or did the homeowner set out like "You know what we need? A sign that declares PORCH." Does the homeowner get out there and forget what part of the house they are currently occupying? Hey, I've been spending time in nursing homes, I get it. Sometimes we need a reminder.
*I do not actually care what signs people want to put on their porches, I just have long drives and get to ruminate over these things.
@heathen Was there a number after the word porch. The Professional Porch Sitters Union is a thing. To create a local, just append the numerical address of your porch. I recently rebranded my porch as Local 3990 because the post office changed our adddress.
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