jonny,
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yesssssss made it home in time for lets do this

jonny,
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i'm starting off with my hands completely coated in bbq sauce so i am just helplessly watching the feed scroll by as the simon says sample plays with nobody even mentioning it

jonny,
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tbh i have no idea what MASERs are but i just know to check off my bingo card when everybody gets excited about them

diazona,
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@jonny FWIW: microwave lasers

SnoopJ,
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@diazona @jonny fun fact: not only is this a real thing, but it's a naturally-occurring astrophysical phenomenon

jonny,
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@SnoopJ @diazona ok if godzilla movies are real that's queued up for some post wikipedia time.

diazona,
@diazona@techhub.social avatar

@jonny @SnoopJ Just looked it up: apparently masers came first (in terms of human technology) and lasers used to be called "optical masers" 🤔

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maser

jonny,
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oh boy we get godzilla with very expressive eyes this time

jonny,
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mothra is using string shot and it's super effective, maybe the military should take note

jonny,
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one of the fairies is trans and they switch off who

jonny,
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the background mallet music on this date is playing partial themes from "a girl worth fighting for" and it's like anachronistic subtext

jonny,
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what on earth are you going to pay the cosmos fairies

jonny,
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even if they were effective at all, their hit rate with these little firework missiles is like 1% at best

jonny,
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'i'll make daddy get a real job' this kid is now the hero of the movie

jonny,
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romantic music at the end of the larval stage as mothra stringshots into the air all over the government buildings. idk what exactly the symbolism is but its horny as hell

jonny,
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"simon says get the fuck up!"

jonny,
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wait a sec i though godzilla and mothra were on the same team, but now mothra is brain melding with battra??? this better be about the environment getting healed through its duality

jonny,
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steal the wheel of time, just sorta... set it on godzilla... super effective! he's done for!

jonny,
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mothra's dust is a sort of magnetic chaff that causes the lasers to have total internal reflection in the cloud of pain

jonny,
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I LOVE MOTHRA LYING DOWN on the airforce tarmac like a wiw pupy

jonny,
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WHY did mothra go to SPACE i thought mothra was a spirit that protects EARTH

jonny,
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Godzilla and Mothra: The Battle For Earth - 4/5
"What"

diazona,
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@jonny couldn't have said it better myself

jonny,
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these movies are always a good reminder of the importance of institutional memory, like how the military can never remember which of the gigantic monsters are good or bad or whether conventional weapons work against them or not

jonny,
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If you can see this, you're about to hit a.patch. of timeline littered with no context posts from when a bunch of us watched a movie together. To clean it up, add a filter for (preferences > filters) and set it to hide completely in your public feeds ❤️

jonny,
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So we are claiming the fairies, Mothra, and Battra as trans icons right? Just checking

Zerofactorial,
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@jonny At least they didn't go at them with telepathic young ladies this time

moira,
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@jonny It's going to intercept the meteor

bunnyhero,

@moira @jonny oh right, that random plot point introduced at the last minute

moira,
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@bunnyhero @jonny Gotta end this thing somehow!

bunnyhero,

@jonny she's got her own island even!

DancinJules,

@jonny I wasn't expecting Godzilla vs Mothra to be horny, but I guess I was wrong...

aburka,
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@jonny you always cut it real close

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