@dgar We need people to steal the identities of our Russian Admirals as body doubles. No military skills required. Options temporary are Post strike jobs to phase out missing in action personnel and higher paid frontline inspection jobs.
@dgar Hahaha. Once I left my car unlocked and windows rolled down for an hour or so. My sister told me I was very lucky my car hadn't been stolen. I told her "if someone steals my car, they will bring it right back and leave some money on the dash"
@dgar reminds me of a comic strip where a robber demands «your money or your life», and the victim gladly gives him his life. Last panel is the robber cooking for two screaming kids, saying «your life sucks».
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