ChrisMayLA6, #Earth to #humankind:
You know I have lots to offer & if you are careful we can live in harmony.Humans to Earth: Ha, you're just a lump of rock, there's loads we can exploit here.
Earth to humans: be reasonable there's plenty for everyone if you & the other species work together.
Humans to earth: you've gotta be kidding, we've got fortunes to make.
Earth (sighing) to humans: OK, I've given you time to think carefully about this, I've activated my 'purge protocol':
initiates #ClimateCrisis