mdekstrand,
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@deilann tired: ACID compliance.

Wired: postgreSQUIRREL, the ADHD-compliant database. Forgets what it’s doing halfway through a transaction! Commits twice because it isn’t sure it did the first time! Replies to queries with paranthetical bonus content!

danhon,
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@mdekstrand @deilann I love this database how can I help fund its development or am I doing that already

passenger,

@mdekstrand @deilann

Who are you and how is it that you got access to my codebase?

Viss,
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@mdekstrand @deilann gpt4sql, sounds like :D

odr_k4tana,

@mdekstrand @deilann forgets things that are stored.

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