foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

The worst part about being a company that builds AI products is having to hire all the security to kill the time travelers who keep trying to stop you.

Seriously, our budget for FY 2024 is like 60% security at this point

poetaster,
@poetaster@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@foone the secret is to not call it AI. I work on advanced algorithms in industrial document processing. 0 security. 100% functional safety.

resuna,
@resuna@ohai.social avatar

@foone By now you should have parts of at least a dozen time machines, time anchors, return beacons, and other paratemporal hardware. Couldn't you build your own time machine out of that stuff, and just commit working code from 10 years from now?

bearloga,
@bearloga@mastodon.social avatar

@foone I’ve got good news for you: you can completely get rid of your security because if the time travelers are able to stop you that would create a time paradox and the universe is not particularly big on those. So in theory you can trust the situation to just resolve itself without your intervention. Idk, maybe they get sick War of the Worlds-style.

resuna,
@resuna@ohai.social avatar

@bearloga @foone If you did that the universe may decide the easiest way to prevent the paradox would be to remove the planet, like in Niven's short story "Rotating Cylinders and the Possibility of Global Causality Violation"?

dennisfaucher,

@foone That's good

Somekindofgarf,

@foone Hey, come on it's the weekend, leave that for Monday. Now, what snacks are you bringing to to Torment Nexus movie night? I got Termi-taters!

heretical_i,
@heretical_i@kafeneio.social avatar

@foone Eventually going to need a bodyguard for every employee. 😎

skaverat,
@skaverat@skaverat.net avatar

@foone "we call our system security-driven-development. If we commit coffee and more time travelers show up, we know we're on a productive path"

photos_floues,
@photos_floues@bagarrosphere.fr avatar

@foone
Clearly the future lies in involving AI in these security tasks, possibly delegating it entirely to AI. By the way, whatever could motivate these times travellers to try and stop you I wonder.

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