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whitequark, to random
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today's helldivers 2 discovery: it has an unlockable revolver. makes sense, right? lots of games do.

you fire six out of six shots and reload. your character uses a speedloader. makes sense!

you fire two shots and reload.

  • if you're in a fight, your character uses a speedloader, and you lose four
  • if you're not, they reload it round by round, and you lose none

this is an incredible level of attention to detail holy shit. nobody does this!!

skaverat,
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@whitequark Super earth not caring about grenade launcher safety distance is very on brand. "as long as it makes boom at an enemy, it's fine"

girlonthenet, to random
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Stages of :

-This is so cool and helpful!
-I’m learning so quickly!
-I can share my progress with friends! 🥰
-I’m so obsessed with my streak haha!
-I want to punt this stupid owl into the centre of the sun

skaverat,
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@girlonthenet

  • [blinks SOS towards camera]
hannah, to random
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If you're a software "engineer" then where's your blue and white stripey cap

skaverat,
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@hannah we wear it as socks

NanoRaptor, to random
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You get to make one change to any single genus of animal that’s immediately applied to all of its members worldwide.

What do you change for maximum chaos?

skaverat,
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@NanoRaptor make rats live for 10 years or so. It would cause chaos, but secretly I just want pet rats be little chaos potatoes for longer

skaverat,
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@NanoRaptor yup. It's criminal. I would love to get some, but the lifespan is just very sad and would destroy me

ZachWeinersmith, to random
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Trillion dollar VC idea:

New search engine. You enter a query, it searches Google, ignores sponsored results and obvious SEO, returns information.

skaverat,
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@ZachWeinersmith isn't that basically what Kagi does?

skaverat,
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@thor Kagi is a paid service

docpop, to random
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skaverat,
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@docpop doesn't work for me :(

nblr, to random German
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Was man nicht alles beim Keller-Aufräumen findet… 😅

skaverat,
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@nblr ich wette @timpritlove sucht schon seit jahren nach dem verlorenen handy

isotopp, to random German
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https://www.golem.de/news/cobol-60-jahre-alt-und-immer-noch-kein-nachwuchs-in-sicht-2402-181554.html

Golem (und in geringerem Ausmaß manchmal auch Heise) haben in regelmäßigen Abständen ein wenig verzweifelt wirkende Hurrah-Mainframe/Hurrah-Cobol Jubelartikel. Jetzt ist es mal wieder so weit.

Wenn sich also jemand die Freude am Compute ruinieren möchte, hier ist wie.

skaverat,
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@isotopp Frage mich ja wie man am besten dort einsteigen könnte

skaverat,
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@srslypascal @isotopp cobol schön und gut, aber auf mongoDB einlassen ist ja schon ziemlich ekelig ;)

hannah, to random
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Finally.. H3O

skaverat,
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@hannah oxygenated water already was idiotic, but this is taking it to the next level

skaverat, to Rats
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Sigh. Chicago Rat Hole visitors need to chill.

This is why we can't have nice things.

https://www.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/19d11zo/a_gentle_plea_from_the_rat_hole_residents/

#rats #rat #rathole #chicago

foone, to random
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bad idea for an experiment:

take a betamax tape, and a vhs tape. open both casettes, remove the actual tape, and put the beta tape into the VHS cassette.

First of all, it won't play. obviously.
but then see if we can record to it and play it back.

skaverat,
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@foone okay, but the important question: what episode of galactica is it?

skaverat, to blahaj German
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Rückfahrt Symbolbild

skaverat, to random German
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An dieser Stelle möchte ich gerne für eine weite Sperre für das Lied "mein kopf ist leer" aussprechen, um camp-leute vor PTSD zu bewahren

tagesschau, to random German
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Kabinett billigt Reform: Bundespolizei bekommt mehr Rechte

Das Kabinett hat die lange umstrittene Reform des Bundespolizeigesetzes gebilligt. Danach sollen die Beamten neuen Zugriff auf Telefondaten zur Überwachung bekommen und mehr Befugnisse für den Einsatz von Drohnen.

➡️ https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/gesellschaft/bundespolizei-kabinett-100.html?at_medium=mastodon&at_campaign=tagesschau.de

skaverat,
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@tagesschau hätte ja gesagt, dass da schon genug Rechte drin sind

isotopp, to random German
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Ich will keine Informationen zum Betriebstatus von Aufzügen. Ich will funktionierende Aufzüge und pünktliche, zugängliche Züge.

Altmodisch, ich weiß. Aber ich gehe ja auch die Sechzig zu

skaverat,
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@isotopp kerning muss gelernt sein

skaverat, to random
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@Kurorori mood? :D

skaverat, to random
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10/10 van-dalism

codinghorror, to random
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@codinghorror interesting that it only effects edibles.

I, otoh have massive tolerance to it in general and it seems to affect other pain meds as well. The staff at a hospital had massive problems keeping me under anesthesia during surgery, for example. I just kept waking up.

So far, no idea what exactly causes it, but there seems to be a relationship to the same gene that causes ginger heair (which I aparently carry), according to one small study I found

foone, to random
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Do you ever think "I should hack the firmware on my tumble dryer so it'll boot faster"?
Or are you a normal person with a regular brain?

skaverat,
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@foone @jason quick napkin math, assuming you take 8 hours to bring it down from 5s to 1s and use the dryer 2 times a week, you only need about 70 years to reach the break-even points.

I'd say go for it

janellecshane, to random
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Learn your fruits and vegetables with the help of DALL-E3!

https://www.aiweirdness.com/learn-your-fruits-and-vegetables/

skaverat,
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@janellecshane "something something giraffes"

notjustbikes, to Amsterdam
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I can't wait for December 8th when the gemeente will pull off these stickers to reveal those sweet, sweet 30km/h speed limit signs.

These signs are popping up all over Amsterdam these days, and it's great to see!

skaverat,
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@notjustbikes is there a reason for waiting until it comes into effect?

Kurorori, to random German
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Gibt es eigentlich keinen Weg mehr bei Vodafone ein Störungsticket zu erstellen, ohne diese unsägliche Hotline anzurufen?

skaverat,
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@Kurorori twitter funktioniert leider noch viel zu gut

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