hengymrohebwlad, 6 months ago

@fkamiah17 Building a Scare-King from old robes and hats etc, an ancient tradition intended to drive away pretenders to the throne.

fkamiah17, 6 months ago

@hengymrohebwlad 😂😂😂👏

KimSJ, 6 months ago

@fkamiah17 The sorting hat has produced such poor leaders recently that they have decided it’s even too dangerous to touch it, so they are carrying it out of the building using a barge pole.

fkamiah17, 6 months ago

@KimSJ That's the best one 😂👏🏆

jane_eyrie, 6 months ago

@fkamiah17 'Royal Replacement Found: "Yeh, we jus' put an 'at onna stick like this, see?'" says Stick Holder-in-Chief'

fkamiah17, 6 months ago

@jane_eyrie 😂😂👏

pjohanneson, 6 months ago

@fkamiah17 Isn't that just how they open a new Burger King (or maybe it's Dairy Queen, I can't recall) in the UK?

fkamiah17, 6 months ago

@pjohanneson 🤣

Nickiquote, 6 months ago

@fkamiah17 The House of Lords offering the largest kidney bean of the season to the King, as is his right as sovereign.

fkamiah17, 6 months ago

@Nickiquote 🤣👏

proedie, 6 months ago

@fkamiah17 ‘Look, I am not here to be judged. It’s just my fetish, okay? Now, would you kindly help me removing it, doctor? I’m stuck!’

RandomSarah, 6 months ago

@fkamiah17 sniffing the hat??

SophiaFree, 6 months ago

@fkamiah17 "Who am I? What am I doing here? Do something extremely confusing. Look, like you do it on purpose."

Holzbank_der_Aeltere, 6 months ago

@fkamiah17 They try to summon the Giant Dwarf by using his
cap he left there ages ago.

KestrelSWard, 6 months ago

@fkamiah17 the Sacred Hat is about to be placed on the Statue of our Lord King George III to usher in another grand season of colonialism and murder!

Wen, 6 months ago

@fkamiah17

Man with superiority complex tries to eat own hat when he learns the truth?

HeatherMJ, 6 months ago

@fkamiah17
The sparkly hat has a car to itself. Perhaps this hat has as well

RolloTreadway, 6 months ago

@fkamiah17 And now, in the centuries-old tradition, the Groom Of The Stool will attend to His Majesty's behind, using the historic Wiping Cloth Of King Edgar.

Gillinger, 6 months ago

@fkamiah17 "I'll poke this up over the parapet. If it doesn't come back covered in shit then we'll know we're doing the right thing."

fkamiah17, 6 months ago

@Gillinger 😬🤮🤣

Fasgadh, 6 months ago

@fkamiah17
Cleaning the Golden Bog

Dubhes, 6 months ago

@fkamiah17 there is a spider on that hat and hes taking it outside.

fkamiah17, 6 months ago

@Dubhes The only one there who's performing a public service 🙄

Dubhes, 6 months ago

@fkamiah17 :baloolaugh:

tanweerdar, 6 months ago

@fkamiah17 Wrong answers? I don't even know the right answer!

rooftopaxx, 6 months ago

@fkamiah17 he's got something stuck up his vacuum cleaner tube