ratkins,
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Today we’re very excited to show you our brand new product, the iPhone 13 flat! Using our patented SemiTrailer™️ technology, we can reduce the thickness of an iPhone mini by two whole millimeters!

matdotcx,
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@ratkins and we think you’re going to love it!

ratkins,
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@matdotcx I very much fucking do not love it, as a matter of fact.

matdotcx,
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@ratkins yeah that’s gotta suck. I mean… it’s an excuse for USB-C, right? Shame they don’t come in mini sizes 🙁

ratkins,
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@matdotcx Need a new phone, need a new Quadlock case, need a new dock, need a new 3-port USB-C charger for said dock… fuck it, if I’m giving Apple all my money I might as well get an Ultra while I’m at it…

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