@RamenCatholic Aw, I read too fast and missed option 3! It is the best one. But also let me know what color our robes and tennies are gonna be and whether or not you will require us to shave our heads. I’ll suggest reasons not to, and you can send me to the barn for penance. (Did I write that out loud? That tincture was stronger than I thought!)
@arisummerland Of course you can go to the PUNishment Barn, but you'll need to bring your own Saint Andrew's Cross. I'll need a captive audience for my stand-up practice, anyway.
As leader, my robes are purple with silver trim. The inner circle gets black with red trim. But that's only for special events.
Dress Code:
Whatever, please be comfy
Cover your genitals & butt cracks, unless otherwise specified.
When nekkid: bring AND USE large towels for sitting on stuff.
@arisummerland snacks falls under food, and the '[Crazy Title] of Food' has already been claimed.
You can assist as 'Choser of Vegan Stuff,' which is an important role. The 'Cheese Plate with Wine' is a sacrament, we need inclusive options like "vegan" & "non-alcoholic" and whatever.
Would '[Crazy Title] of Naps, the Defender of Good Sleep Habits' be an acceptable primary title?
@RamenCatholic I don't think it would be too difficult to integrate Spiderman into the weed and memes cult. In the names of Peter, Miles, and the Holy Mary Jane, let not the Green Goblin bring you low.
@joewynne as a long time #FediFriend you can have a leadership position in the cult.
My now-boss is in charge of food & taming racoons. Others on my team are in charge of music - their first job is to produce metal covers of my favorite gospel songs.
One has already been selected to eventually betray me & start a competing cult across the street.
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