joesteel,
@joesteel@duck.haus avatar

“They’re so tasteful.”
“There’s nothing about the Versace Medusa that is tasteful.”
“It’s so tasteful! It’s classic! It’s Ancient Greek!”

dan,
@dan@duck.haus avatar

@joesteel this is from The Birdcage, right

joesteel,
@joesteel@duck.haus avatar
TSindelar,
@TSindelar@zeppelin.flights avatar

@joesteel still thinking about how he didnt think penguins are birds

joesteel,
@joesteel@duck.haus avatar

@TSindelar “they’re not birds. They’re like sharks and dolphins. So stupid. You don’t understand. They’re like little dolphins.”

Fix this in the Dartmouth educational system, please

Petergosik,
@Petergosik@masto.nyc avatar

@joesteel @TSindelar what is this from bc it sounds like a delight

joesteel,
@joesteel@duck.haus avatar

@Petergosik @TSindelar you absolutely do not want to open this can of worms, Peter. My boyfriend thinks penguins are not birds. He thinks they are (dramatic pause) “small animals.” Which he considers to be distinct from birds. He is incapable of admitting that he is wrong.

scottearle,
@scottearle@poorlyrendered.com avatar

@joesteel @Petergosik @TSindelar This is amazing

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