@cstross I’m now terrified to see @aphyr running Jepsen testing against various teleportation implementations. Just dropping in results of https://jepsen.io/analyses makes for some… exciting plot points?
Eg “When the partition heals, we have a new problem: it’s not clear which version of an object is authoritative.” From https://aphyr.com/posts/285-call-me-maybe-riak
What is this, accelerando?