lowqualityfacts,
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Tony Hawk: I'd like to turn myself in for murder.

Cop: Are you Tony Hawk?

Tony Hawk: Yes.

Cop: If you're Tony Hawk where's your skateboard?

Tony Hawk, holding up a blood-soaked skateboard: It dug right into his skull. I am a monster

Cop: You look a little old to be Tony Hawk

TheGreatLlama,
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@lowqualityfacts
Tony Hawk is definitely too old to be Tony Hawk.

kenmarable,
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@lowqualityfacts Cop's partner entering the room: Hey, anyone ever tell you that you kinda look like Tony Hawk? Huh, I wonder what he's up to nowadays.

grumpasaurus,
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jonathankoren,
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@lowqualityfacts That’s a very Tony Hawk post.

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