ElleGray,
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tv and movies from my youth lead me to believe there would be a lot more muppets around to help me with things

LoganFive,
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@ElleGray And not once has someone broken out into song to help me solve my problems.

unabogie,
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@ElleGray not one person sang me a song about rainbows yesterday. It hurts.

stg,
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@ElleGray We were promised Muppets and Jet Packs and all we got was this stupid internet.

dcrooks,
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@ElleGray We should immediately start to train emotional support muppets, why have we waited this long

ElleGray,
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

@dcrooks you get it

EVDHmn,
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@dcrooks @ElleGray
I have an emotional support squishmallow, it seems be a ventriloquist for a muppet. I never see its mouth move but I hear it.

dcrooks,
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@EVDHmn @ElleGray But also imagine being in a policy meeting (which is something I have to do) and having Elmo there just having a wee dance as we’re discussing section 4 clause 6.

imagines

EVDHmn,
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SvenGeier,
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@ElleGray
You DON'T have a lot of muppets around to help you with stuff? Either there is something wrong with you or with this LSD here ...

dfrancis,
@dfrancis@mstdn.social avatar

@ElleGray Yeah, where are all my talking animal buddies....

wishx,

@ElleGray @MorriganResists No band of merry goblins ever came out from under my bed and let me know that, "should ya need us", they'd be there for me. Movies really knew how to skewer the expectations of dumb 80s kids like me. I'm not still bitter at all. I'm not. You're bitter!

ElleGray,
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

@wishx @MorriganResists oh, yes, I'm bitter. I've never had any words of wisdom from a charming frog reporter. Never had an incredibly effective pep talk from a tiny purple lunatic named Gonzo

Wufflekins,
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@ElleGray @wishx @MorriganResists on the plus side, no-one's stealing your cookies.

ElleGray, (edited )
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

@Wufflekins @wishx @MorriganResists true, but there's also is no Swedish chef cooking me hot-uh dog-uhs that are literally dogs in my kitchen

18+ wleisner,
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@ElleGray Look on the bright side... we could have found ourselves living in this world: https://youtu.be/-eks8LG72uo?si=3d10M4z5PaU4ZowJ

18+ ElleGray,
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@wleisner omg 😱😄

maicm,
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@ElleGray don’t forget the “fragles”…

ElleGray,
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@maicm FRAGGLE ROCK!!!

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