codinghorror,

A quality bidet is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend it. 🚽💦

electrafish,

@codinghorror Ok, Ferris Bueller

skry,
@skry@mastodon.social avatar

@codinghorror @corycarson I would buy this just to have the control panel. Wow.

So are User 1 and User 2 the saved preferences?

codinghorror,

@skry @corycarson yes. press and hold to save the prefs, press to activate. It's nice!

BrendanThompson,
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@codinghorror I sincerely hope this plays Toto whilst you and slooshed

codinghorror,

@BrendanThompson I've certainly seen the rains.. down in.. "Africa" let's call it

faoluin,
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@codinghorror So now I gotta ask: Did you retrofit the toilet, install a new toilet with one built in, or install a completely separate appliance?

codinghorror,

@faoluin it's a good question. The fully integrated bidet toilets are indeed best, no question, but we went with the "get power outlets installed (not simple!) and install a replacement seat" method.

codinghorror,

@faoluin if you get get past the slight bulkiness and less-than-perfect aesthetics, it works just as well. I was OK with it.

xobb,
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@codinghorror what does wand clean do? Asking for a friend 🤣

codinghorror,

@xobb one thing about bidets: for some reason the manufacturers feel compelled to have a zillion "features", most of which are perplexing. Toto is one of the simpler ones, believe it or not!

eviltrout,
@eviltrout@carpdiem.online avatar

@codinghorror you’ve changed! I remember you making fun of @samsaffron for his bidet

codinghorror,

@eviltrout @samsaffron well, that wasn't quite a bidet, more of a freeform water hose..

samsaffron,
@samsaffron@ruby.social avatar

@codinghorror @eviltrout I feel like I am being bidet shamed @tenderlove help me stand up for the majestic hose!

eviltrout,
@eviltrout@carpdiem.online avatar

@samsaffron @codinghorror @tenderlove for the record I have a Toto bidet at home and it’s amazing. And when I travel going to the bathroom is significantly worse

tenderlove,
@tenderlove@mastodon.social avatar

@eviltrout @samsaffron @codinghorror TOTO makes a travel bidet which I usually carry. It's not as good as a regular bidet, but it's better than nothing https://www.totousa.com/travel-washlet

tenderlove,
@tenderlove@mastodon.social avatar

@eviltrout @samsaffron @codinghorror (btw I don't recall paying this much for it. I think I bought this one: https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-Travel-Handy-Washlet-YEW350-WH/dp/B005FDJ8SM/ )

codinghorror,

the main difficulty (inadvertent power joke lol) is running a power outlet near the toilet which is.. no small feat.

Lee_Holmes,

@codinghorror Also, hot water for some fancy pants ones.

lkanies,
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@codinghorror yeah. I recently bought a completely remodeled house, and I was horrified that they did not run any outlets by the toilets. Thankfully we were able to do it without much effort in the most important places.

My last house, I just had cables strung over the sink and along the wall.

codinghorror,

@lkanies yeah, extension cords work but are quite hacky / ugly longer term. And I empathize with the power difficulty because installing a power outlet near the toilet, repairing the drywall (inevitably requires pretty big drywall cuts to do the power outlet), and repainting / spackling the replaced drywall is no joke!

tomwinzig,
@tomwinzig@mastodon.social avatar

@codinghorror appears to be the exact one I have and I 10000% cosign, it's the only thing I miss when traveling 💩

codinghorror,

@tomwinzig yeah same we avoid talking about this when travelling so we don't miss it 🤣

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