A taxi driver picked up a nun. During the ride, he said to her: “I have a question for you, but I’m afraid it will upset you.”
The nun said, “My dear son, I have talked to all kinds of people in my life. I don’t think there is anything you can say that will upset me.”
“Well,” the driver said, “I’ve always had a fantasy of getting oral from a nun.”
The nun, a bit surprised, said, “That’s fine, my son. I might be able to help, but only if you aren’t married.”
The driver answered, I’m not married!” He pulled over and the nun delivered.
However, when he started driving again, the driver admitted, “I’m sorry, I lied, I am married.”
The nun replied, “That’s fine, my son. I haven’t been completely honest with you either – my name is actually Kevin and I’m going to a fancy dress party.”
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