malwaretech,

I saw a TikTok recommending putting olive oil in cappuccino. I love olive oil and I love cappuccino, so I was super excited to try it. Can't get over how well it did not work. Somehow combining two things I like turned into undrinkable coffee.

malwaretech,

It also reminded me of the story of when Starbucks first introduced their olive oil coffee. Raw olive oil isn't something you can just freely drink, you have to build up a tolerance to it. Without a tolerance it'll basically a laxative, which when combined with coffee (also a laxative), made for not a great time for everyone involved.

PieterPeach,
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@malwaretech try sweetening coffee with honey and you will soon discover why it’s surprisingly not a thing.

spv,
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@PieterPeach @malwaretech my folks actually do use honey for sweetening their coffee, in my experience it's not too bad

PieterPeach,
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@spv @malwaretech They must be made of pretty strong stuff

_dm,

@malwaretech This is one of those articles that makes me a huge fan of Gideon Lewis-Krauss.

kensims,

@malwaretech A bottle of magnesium citrate at a glance looks like a bottle of plain ol' bottled water. Do NOT confuse them.

(I'm not speaking from personal experience. But I've used magnesium citrate on purpose and I know what it does.)

glyph,
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@malwaretech it seems to still be on the menu here? The launch seems to have been a little rocky but they are committed to it

spv,
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@malwaretech only time i've drank olive oil on its own is because it makes edibles stronger in my experience lol

nf3xn,
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@spv @malwaretech My uncle was a small producer just from their home groves and I've been in the press house or whatever they call it and it was like being at a wine tasting. Some of it was actually drinkable but I don't like the idea of it tbh. I can't even imagine putting their very best stuff in coffee. That said I was a big fan when bullet coffee was all the rage in SF.

SpaceLifeForm,

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A Mudslide is better. No oil required.

ll,

@malwaretech sounds like pizza and pineapple

FishermansEnemy,

@malwaretech that sounds like that “bulletproof coffee” trend from a few years ago.
What could go wrong with blending coffee, butter and oil then necking it as soon as you wake up.

en4rab,

@malwaretech I heard that putting Pepto Bismol in your coffee made it delicious, please report back 😂​

davep,

@malwaretech I put walnut oil in my whey protein shake because high protein without lipids or carbs isn't great for you. It mings a bit, but isn't intended to be one of life's pleasures.

Olive oil and coffee is just wrong! And, as you say, they're both lovely in their own natural environment.

haifisch,
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@malwaretech yea I saw Starbucks has that now too, called "Oleato." no clue if this has been like a delicacy for hundreds of years but I think I'll pass tbh.

I'm waiting for people to popularize it like they did with the "BulletProof" coffee where it's just coffee mixed thoroughly with butter and other fatty oils.

I think there was a theory with that is the fat locks up caffeine which your body metabolizes more slowly, leading to less of a crash.

haifisch,
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@malwaretech whether or not that theory actually held up, I dunno, I kinda doubt it. or at least the results will still vary person-to-person much like other 'fads' in the eating and drinking world.

greennomad,
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@malwaretech same as salted caramel…. 😳

malwaretech,

@greennomad Salted caramel baffles me. It's so popular yet absolutely disgusting.

rateexportpilot,

@malwaretech next up: Orange Juice Pizza

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