eniko,
@eniko@peoplemaking.games avatar

BREAKING: 40% of CEOs Complete Fuckwits, Study Finds

rygorous,
@rygorous@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@eniko My hot take is that AI is great at spinning BS, which is not much of risk for destroying humanity but competes with Silicon Valley CEOs on their core competency and they can't tell the difference

ignaloidas,
@ignaloidas@not.acu.lt avatar

@eniko fixed it

eniko,
@eniko@peoplemaking.games avatar

Nobody should ever listen to a goddamn thing a CEO has to say

palhargitai,

@eniko CEOs are only worried about their bottom line. When they worry about something like this, it’s because they haven’t figured out how they make money off it yet

lord_tacitus,
@lord_tacitus@mastodon.social avatar

@eniko
Yeah, shut up @Njord.

djdesign,

@eniko easiest boost ever

codekoan,

@eniko they only wish AI could replace people. Idiots.

Milky_Way,

@eniko my Snapchat ai said it couldn't give answers to my WW2 quiz, gave me answers to obviously WW2 questions, and forgot that it said it couldn't give me answers. I don't think we are near an AI takeover anytime soon

breadbin,
@breadbin@bitbang.social avatar

@eniko It’s what magicians call a misdirection and the sooner they get exposed to more people (most seem unaware) the better.

Bargdaffy,

@eniko Right, AI destroys Humanity, got it. Like your Government isn't doing enough to do just that....

raphaelmorgan,
@raphaelmorgan@disabled.social avatar

@eniko eh I'm more inclined to believe malice than ignorance when it comes to CEOs

kkarhan,
@kkarhan@mstdn.social avatar

@eniko only 40%?

You mean:
"At least 42% of CEOs are proven to be absolute "...

fingerless,
@fingerless@theblower.au avatar

@eniko 42% of CEOs Agree: Gravest Threat To Humanity Are Keys Currently Being Jangled In Front Of Them

stacked_automation,

@eniko 42?
ohhhhhhhhhh so thats what the ultimate question to life, the universe and everything is about.
the stupidity of ceo's

clarfonthey,

@eniko this feels quite worded as a threat honestly

like don't fuck with me or I'll try to end humanity using something much worse than a chat bot

dcon3131,

@eniko AKA: 42% of CEOs see themselves being replaced by AI bots .

htpcnz,
@htpcnz@mastodon.social avatar

@eniko Grifters got to grift, crypto, NFTs, metaverse, now fake AI... Waste billions that can help humanity to get the share price up and make themselves even more richer.

finlaydag33k,

@eniko 42% of CEOs are behind and just want to slow it down so they can catch up. :gnulightened:

bnut,
@bnut@aus.social avatar

@eniko to be fair, I could CEOs trying to replace workers with it being the final straw that finally triggers an anti-capitalist uprising, and I can see CEOs meaning “the death of capitalism” when they say “the end of humanity”. So yeah, okay, complete fuckwits.

root,
@root@sms.cybik.moe avatar

@eniko ma'am I have to protest.

You are sullying the Fuckwit Community's good name with this slander.

foone,
@foone@digipres.club avatar

@eniko if this is true, then why is every company trying to jam AI in everything. Are they trying to destroy humanity? Maybe we should stop them

c0dec0dec0de,
@c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io avatar

@foone @eniko 42% of current existential threats to humanity point to stupid thing they’re doing as an incipient existential threat to humanity

eniko,
@eniko@peoplemaking.games avatar

@foone I'll set up the guillotine

AT1ST,
@AT1ST@mstdn.ca avatar

@foone @eniko : It turns out that all the Blockchain miners are just cracking the nuclear codes for Google Bard to have access to in it's training database.

runewake2,
@runewake2@hachyderm.io avatar

@foone @eniko They're competing for most impact with a 70 milllion year old asteroid. That's not an easy thing to beat.

nicklockwood,
@nicklockwood@mastodon.social avatar

@eniko they're exactly like those evangelical grifters - they think the world is coming to an end, but instead of trying to stop it or mitigate the damage their plan is to screw as much money as they can out of everyone in the hope that they'll live out the rest of their days as kings of the apocalypse in their gold-lined bunkers.

edendestroyer,

@eniko breaking news: 100% of ceos destroying humanity as we speak

shinmera,
@shinmera@tymoon.eu avatar

@eniko More like "42% of CEOs will try to destory humanity with AI in five to ten years"

aeva,
@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@shinmera @eniko really getting "billionaire space race" vibes from all this. those CEOs are all lying awake at night thinking "fuck fuck fuck I gotta be the one it's my right I gotta be the one to destroy it all I'm the special one"

Ironraptor,

@eniko More like a predictive language model that has zero empathy, remorse, or context, that makes decisions without any respect or understanding of consequence, might actually take over their jobs?

awooo,

@Ironraptor @eniko The average language model has more empathy than a CEO lmao

awooo,

@Ironraptor @eniko Hey, maybe that's what they're scared of...

djdesign,

@awooo @Ironraptor @eniko of all the jobs a current-gen LLM could replace in modern society, CEO is probably the most practical. "Guess at trend lines with 0 empathy" is a decent approximation of what ChatGPT/etc does right now.

Save hundreds of millions in CEO comp, doesn't put a single worker out of a job, and no worry about copyright since CEOs don't create anything to begin with.

eniko,
@eniko@peoplemaking.games avatar

@djdesign @awooo @Ironraptor in my experience chatgpt's output displays more empathy and morality (even if it's just parroting words) than any CEO can muster

djdesign,

@eniko @awooo @Ironraptor sure but it's not FEELING any. And if "pretending to be devastated by the 1000 layoffs you just signed" is a job requirement, that makes ChatGPT a BETTER candidate. At least its impression of humanity is somewhat convincing.

unicatte,

@eniko The 42% are not wrong though. The 58% are just grifters.

eniko,
@eniko@peoplemaking.games avatar

@unicatte they're wrong in that what is colloquially referred to as AI will gain sentience and cause human extinction

"AI" is bad, but not in that way

unicatte,

@eniko Not necessarily sentience but whether it can destroy humanity with any realistic threat honestly depends on what tasks AI is entrusted with. And I know that some people sure as hell are willing to hand over control to AI with no question.

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