Alice, (edited )
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I don't kiss on the first date because I've never been on a date because the idea terrifies me, but I do have a tendency to make out with all of my friends.

harish,
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@Alice I also don‘t kiss and tell, mostly because I don‘t kiss.

glasspusher,
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@Alice boundaries. Who needs them?

SailorDisco,
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@Alice I’ve never been on dates either. I have a tendency to slip into relationships without realizing it at first.

Alice,
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@SailorDisco Same. For me, it's always been hanging out with a friend until you find you're spending all of your time with them and then it's kind of like oh okay I guess we're in a relationship now.

DavidPenington,
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@Alice @SailorDisco
When my (now) wife & I told our friends we had started going out, they said, "We thought you already were"

Alice,
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@DavidPenington @SailorDisco This is very cute.

harish,
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@Alice @SailorDisco This has been the story of my life and now I’m old and have not learned a skill needed when this is not happening.

Also I’ve never been to a job interview. Another thing that will surely come back to bite me one day.

Alice,
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@harish @SailorDisco Oh, similar! Pretty much every job I've had has been the result of a past coworker referring me so the interviews have always been super informal like "so and so says you'll be great so when can you start?"

I’m terrified of needing to go into a REAL interview.

harish,
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@Alice @SailorDisco I know your fear.

harish,
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@Alice @SailorDisco I think I have a similar fear (and it‘s quite extreme) when it comes to meeting someone new in a really artificial setting.

FlockOfCats,
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@Alice hi, it’s me, your friend!

Alice,
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@FlockOfCats Hey, bud! Let me know if you want to hang out!

FlockOfCats,
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@Alice sweet! Let’s Paramount+ and hang!

Alice,
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@FlockOfCats Let me get that free trial locked and loaded!

AmishSuperModel,
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@Alice You’re the OG of FWB!

(Friends with benefits)

Alice,
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@AmishSuperModel I love how you spelled out the initialism as if I didn't invent it.

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