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AmishSuperModel

@AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social

Retired Amish Porn Star and current Amish Super Model gracing the runways from Milan to Minsk to Lancaster. Passionate Practical Progressive.

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New opening act for The Trump Show…

Men Without Balls.

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Isn’t it ironic that the most racist people are those who claim there’s no racism anymore?

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Shouldn’t it be spelled “fonetic”?

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@dgar Sorry, my mind went here with the first line…

https://youtu.be/XpqqjU7u5Yc?si=jyE3gi3mMnwBg1-4

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Just jamming to some music and thought I’d share a few faves.

https://youtu.be/dDnNr6lNxvc?si=_KEY4uCuBiUFzPzk

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https://youtu.be/Ln3iKL6wF-M?si=asTe-h9iUdR0ATLc

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@darren Gotta love the ‘Mats!!!

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Sure, I’m highly underpaid, but at least my job is unfulfilling.

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What is the thing(s) that attracts you to a person romantically or otherwise?

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@RickiTarr A smile and a sense of humor.

Oh, and smokin’ hot with great calves and thin ankles.

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When someone says, “The point is mute”…

I usually wish they were.

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If only Trump had written a book about shooting a dog instead of being a fraudulent philandering rapist, people would finally understand what a horrible human being he is.

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“Walk a mile in my shoes” is pretty unrealistic.

But, “Bowl a game in my shoes” is much more likely.

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It’s rude and sad that food turns into poop and leaves you

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@donni All good things turn to poop and leave us.

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Apparently, Trump loves to talk and post a lot…

Just not under oath.

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Yes, I am mad about the important issues, but I still make the effort to to get upset about stupid bullshit also

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@donni Always make time to sweat the petty things!

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People of a certain age will recognize this…

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She told me she laughed her ass off.

I spun her around to check and told her she might need to keep laughing.

And that’s how the fight started .

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Funny how the MAGA’s will overlook nearly 43,000 gun deaths in 2023. But damn, if one of them was by an illegal immigrant, WOAH, BOY!!!

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BREAKING: Judge Aileen Cannon named as Trump’s Campaign Manager!

“I don’t know anyone who has worked harder to give me a chance in 2024!” Trump added.

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I bet today’s Republicans would be rooting for Ivan Drago in Rocky IV.

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Great article about how religion became part of American Law (and NOT by it’s Founders as some like to claim).

“The National Day of Prayer kicked off a profusion of official endorsements of religion: the National Prayer Breakfast (1953); “under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance (1954); a Congressional Prayer Room in the U.S. Capitol (1955); “In God We Trust” as the U.S. motto (1956), on our money (1957) and inscribed on the rostrum of the speaker of the House (1962).”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/04/30/abolish-national-prayer-day/

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@mycotropic A must read:

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Can you simply be “Pro-Peace”…

And not anti-Palestine or anti-Semitic?

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To boost his legal defense fund, Trump is including a scholarship to Trump University and a free classified document with every purchase of a Chinese-made MAGA hat.

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Soooo… Trump cheated on his pregnant wife with a playmate. Then cheated on THAT mistress to sleep with pornstar.

But other than that, pretty classy guy.

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