Ordered some walking boots for one of the kids at 10 o'clock this morning. Since then I've had texts saying "Thank you for your order. We will be in touch as it progresses through our warehouse" and "Great news! Your order is working its way through our warehouse."
This is not nearly enough granular detail. I want texts on the half-hour saying "Your order has moved another three feet" and "We regret your order will not be progressing for the next six minutes because Tim has gone out for a fag."
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