lilithsaintcrow,
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My portal fantasy MOON'S KNIGHT (which drove at least one Amazon reviewer to distraction because the protagonist, during the funeral of her best friend, has harsh words for God) is on sale for $3.99USD in ebook today! https://books2read.com/moonsknight

lilithsaintcrow,
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I'm not kidding. It's one Amazon review I actually cherish.

Kalshann,
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@lilithsaintcrow
Are you the 'one person' who 'found this helpful'? lol

lilithsaintcrow,
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@Kalshann Nope. I don't touch any review, especially on my own stuff. I barely even read them; it was an outlier that I even saw this one.

(But I did laugh at one person “finding it helpful.”)

Kalshann,
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@lilithsaintcrow
I mean - I found it helpful, just not in the manner they probably intended. lol

lilithsaintcrow,
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@Kalshann Haha so far that seems to be the consensus.

RacerX,
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@lilithsaintcrow fuck Avid Reader

lilithsaintcrow,
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@RacerX I was highly amused.

NiveusLepus,
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@lilithsaintcrow

"I couldn't handle the character having an authentic reaction to grief"

SMH...

video/mp4

lilithsaintcrow,
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@NiveusLepus I laughed, and laughed, and laughed some more…

NiveusLepus,
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@lilithsaintcrow 1 star reviews don't hurt me. From my perspective, they seem a natural by product of being read. No book is made to please everyone.

Three stars on the other hand....well...

lilithsaintcrow,
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@NiveusLepus A distinct emotional reaction means the writer has succeeded. A “meh” reaction, on the other hand…

cstross,
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@NiveusLepus @lilithsaintcrow Hard same! Three-star reviews are worrying, one-star reviews are as useful as a five-star.

lilithsaintcrow,
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@cstross I mean, I generally stay away from reading ANY reviews, since they tend to interfere with equanimity needed for creation. But figuring out the principle of “an emotional reaction means the book succeeded” made it easier when I couldn’t avoid looking. @NiveusLepus

cstross,
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@lilithsaintcrow @NiveusLepus I have learned from bitter experience to only pay attention to reviews in places like Kirkus, Locus, or newspaper columns. Amazon/Goodreads reviews are almost entirely useless. Only validity is to count the raw numbers (AIUI books with over 700 reader reviews on AMZN get prioritized in recommendations/search results).

jeffwatkins,
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@lilithsaintcrow Avid Reader hasn’t been to many funerals I’d wager. “Fuck God” feels like a fairly authentic and common expression of grief.

lilithsaintcrow,
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@jeffwatkins Certainly I wasn’t surprised when the protagonist said it.

the_arto,
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@lilithsaintcrow reads a character saying "Fuck God" at a funeral, at the start of a story This must be gratuitous. No way is this related to the character or story

lilithsaintcrow,
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@the_arto Gotta be. nods sagely

mwl,
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@lilithsaintcrow

I mean, who among us has not at some time shrieked obscenities at the divine? Isn't that what the Absolute is for?

lilithsaintcrow,
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@mwl I think so, but clearly Avid Reader (Anonymous) disagrees. I am glad their experience of existence has been so cushioned as to avoid any event precipitating such shrieking.

monarkie,
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@lilithsaintcrow perfection

lilithsaintcrow,
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@monarkie One simply can’t buy publicity like that; it’s priceless.

gabe,
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@lilithsaintcrow bought on the strength of that review.

lilithsaintcrow,
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@gabe Thanks, and I hope you like it! I wrote it during lockdown, in something like a fugue state. There’s a lot of grief in it.

PictoPirate,
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@lilithsaintcrow @cstross I’m baffled by how many goodreads reviews pan a book for cussing. Is everyone seven or something!?

lilithsaintcrow,
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@PictoPirate I doubt it. Seven-year-olds have filthy mouths on the playground; I wonder if these pearl-clutchers remember recess at all? @cstross

cstross,
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@lilithsaintcrow @PictoPirate It's a peculiarly American cultural quirk—I haven't run into it at all in Scotland and not really in England in the past fifty years or so. (In Scotland, "fuck" is a punctuation mark.)

_L1vY_,
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@cstross @lilithsaintcrow @PictoPirate It's the Puritanism here in the US. I have endured far too many people who have no problem with abuse, cruelty, and neglect, but are outraged by a fucking swear word. 🙄

lilithsaintcrow,
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@_L1vY_ It's all about control, methinks. “If I pearl-clutch over how you speak and pretend respectability, my own nasty behaviour can be kept quiet.” @cstross @PictoPirate

wendypalmer,
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@_L1vY_ @cstross @lilithsaintcrow @PictoPirate yeah, I had a bad review because my female MC had slept with a grand total of three men before hitting my male MC up for sex. How shocking, a grown woman who thinks she’s dying wants to try a few things out before she goes… I figured it was either Puritanism or just, you know, general sexism, or both, why not?

lilithsaintcrow,
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@wendypalmer I say screenshot that review (anonymized for privacy) and use it in promo. Life’s too short not to laugh. @_L1vY_ @cstross @PictoPirate

PJ_Evans,
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@lilithsaintcrow
I'd bet that they say "fuck", but won't admit it.

lilithsaintcrow,
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@PJ_Evans Who knows? I’m just amused—and sort of grateful for the publicity, actually, which is priceless. Like, you can’t BUY promo like this. It’s a gift from the (temporarily despised) gods.

PJ_Evans,
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@lilithsaintcrow
and I bought it, so too bad for them.

lilithsaintcrow,
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@PJ_Evans Thank you! I hope you enjoy it. (At least, more than “Avid Reader” did…)

pelielios,
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@lilithsaintcrow hahaha, my main couple are a New Yorker with a MOUTH on him and a former old-order Mennonite who has to be coaxed at great length into producing a "Hell!"

I'm an oil patch kid, I swear like it makes the sun come up. What I don't usually do is swear AT.

People who don't know the difference are too precious for words.

lilithsaintcrow,
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@pelielios There is indeed an veritable reek of preciousness coming off this particular review. I could not stop laughing for days afterward.

muindon,
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@lilithsaintcrow that review is hilarious. I've met people (to my regret) that view profanity and violence as equal. It's laughable. I can see why you would cherish this review.

lilithsaintcrow,
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@muindon Really, it’s marvelous. Free promo!

SJHoodlet,
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@lilithsaintcrow Oh man, if using “fuck” in a story is enough to turn this person off, my story is doomed. 😂 Oh well!

lilithsaintcrow,
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@SJHoodlet It’s strange because this person claims to have read other works of mine! And I’m all, “honey, there’s salty language there too, did you just miss it?”

SJHoodlet,
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@lilithsaintcrow I wonder if it's just because it's associated with god. I know some christians who swear, but "taking the lord's name in vain" is a whole different level of profanity. 😒 It's like they take it personally.

Anyway, I hope you framed that review. It's hysterical!

lilithsaintcrow,
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@SJHoodlet I keep a screenshot of it in with early drafts of the book to remind myself all the hard work does eventually pay off.

richardcrawshaw,
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@lilithsaintcrow I am amused. "Root" (and other spellings) is a euphemism for the F-word that she's complaining about.

lilithsaintcrow,
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@richardcrawshaw Don’t bother that person with linguistic accuracy, they’ve got pearls to clutch! :flan_laugh:

uss_oatmeal,
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@lilithsaintcrow

Ok, I'll give it a shot.

lilithsaintcrow,
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@uss_oatmeal Thanks! I hope you like it, I wrote it during lockdown in kind of a fugue state.

triptych,
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@lilithsaintcrow I bought this book because of this toot

lilithsaintcrow,
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@triptych Marketing works! (I hope you enjoy it. I wrote it during lockdown.)

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