swan_tower, 2 months ago

Having repeatedly commented "that's a good tree" while out walking with my husband, I have

1. concluded that just as all puppers are good puppers, all trees are good trees, and

2. come up with a proposed Internet Classification Scheme:

cute lil' sapling = twee
thicc trunk = tronk
gnarled trunk = burly boi/burly gurl
tall 'n thin = skypole
REALLY tall = heckin' skypole
sequoia = cloud frend (choose your preferred misspelling)