MLE_online,
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I just found the perfect thing for our garage tiki bar lying in the gutter near my house.

I have no idea why it was sitting in the gutter, but I'm not going to look this gift horse in the mouth

glasspusher,
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@MLE_online I’ve got a lamp I found curb shopping that would really go with that

MLE_online,
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@glasspusher oooh fun

joshbal4,
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@MLE_online this is the start of a horror film i s2g

MLE_online,
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@joshbal4 I know better than to go look around inside of a creepy house or go outside to investigate a strange sound at night by myself, so I will be fine

petern06,

@MLE_online whoa! What a great find! Why would anyone toss this in the gutter??😆

MLE_online,
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@petern06 who knows!

Karstan,
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@MLE_online Isn't this how the Bradys found that cursed statue??

MLE_online,
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@Karstan you mean like the brady bunch?

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MLE_online,
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@Karstan I've never seen that show. I did see the 1990s movie though

ghostie,

@MLE_online There might be a legend behind its existence...
...You should be careful, you never know what it might mean!
You ever seen Jumanji, the Cabin in the Woods, or Evil Dead?
If you are going to keep it, you should probably draw a circle around it with salt, then put five quarts crystals around the circle, then seal that with another circle of salt. And it has to be pink Himalayan or white Celtic Sea salt, otherwise you can't seal in any demons that might be there. But just in case they do jump the seals, you should keep a mirror nearby so you can trap them, along with a wooden cross stake, a flask of holy water, and a silver bullet with a hollow tip tritium phosphate and UV quantum dot gel munition.

MLE_online,
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@ghostie It's raining, so the salt thing isnt going to work well. I'll just leave it on the lawn and the curse can work on the grass out there

MLE_online,
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People will call someone else gutter trash like it's a bad thing when things like kitschy tiki heads are trash lying in gutters

misternineham,
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@MLE_online "sometimes the trash chooses the gutter, sometimes the gutter chooses the trash." -marcus aurelius

MLE_online,
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@misternineham I thought Voltaire said that

misternineham,
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@MLE_online voltaire stole all his best stuff from the gutter trash school of stoic philosophers, it is known

MLE_online,
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@misternineham What a fraud!

MLE_online,
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I think I'm going to strip most of the paint off of it, and maybe give it a bit of a whitewash so it looks more weathered

MLE_online,
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Tiki Man looked undignified in all those bright colors, so I'm toning him down

MLE_online,
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I will try to make a gray wash for him so he looks aged by the sea salty air. I don't want to buy paint though, so I will look through my parents' bin of ancient paint cans when I visit them for easter tomorrow

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