VeroniqueB99,
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If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"

Ralph058,
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@VeroniqueB99 I wish I had seen that this morning. A guy unceremoniously dropped down next to me in a waiting room. He had no choice. The only other available chair was filled with some woman's stuff. It would have been fun.

VeroniqueB99,
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@Ralph058 🤣 👍 ...next time. Now you know. 🤣

Snowshadow,
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@VeroniqueB99 🤣
And then what do you do if they hand over a package?

VeroniqueB99,
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@Snowshadow you take it and you RUN.

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deathkitten,

@VeroniqueB99 ...and if they say yes, verify that they brought it in gold pressed latinum.

davidhmccoy,
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@deathkitten @VeroniqueB99

You been carrying that your second stomach all this time? No wonder you lost all your hair.

deathkitten,

@davidhmccoy @VeroniqueB99 What is killing me about that is that we've seen Lurians in the newer Trek series too—Lower Decks, Discovery (32nd century), and Prodigy—and they've all been bald too. Previously Morn was 100% of our exposure (including appearances on TNG and VOY). All three shows have been pretty good about staying on top of canon, so I'm not sure if that statement was taken as an in canon joke, or if it somehow slipped under all three teams' radar. >.>

juglugs,
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@VeroniqueB99

In a crowded elevator, I like to stand with my back to the doors, face everyone and announce, "I bet you're all wondering why I bought you here?..."

VeroniqueB99,
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@juglugs 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Perfect!

selje,
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@VeroniqueB99
I always appear in public in a Trench Coat for just this reason (cue the Pink Panther sound track) (and no not the other reason ) 🤔 🤨 🙄 😜 ...

Viss,
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VeroniqueB99,
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@Viss 👍

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