evan,
@evan@cosocial.ca avatar

Anyways if you told me in 2015 that Mark Zuckerberg was going to physically fight Elon Musk to defend the honour of ActivityPub I would have tried to pass my hand through your face to see if you were a hallucination and yet here we are

evan,
@evan@cosocial.ca avatar

THE YEAR IS 2017

@cwebber : ...so in conclusion, section 7.8 is definitely going to make the CEO of Facebook Mark Zuckerberg so cuckoo crazy for ActivityPub that he will fight another billionaire in a cage in Las Vegas.

Me: What

Christine: What

Me: What

Christine: What

Me: OK let me see section 7.8 again

MattFerrel,
@MattFerrel@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@evan I regret to inform you that Elon’s mom has apparently stopped the fight. We live with n such weird times

evan,
@evan@cosocial.ca avatar

You: "You know, the SolarCity guy"

Me: "Are you a ghost, did I do something wrong"

mentallyalex,
@mentallyalex@beige.party avatar

@evan :blobcatgiggle:

I'm not quite as up on the technology as you are, but yeah - I did not have "Elon vs. Zuckbot" on anything resembling a bingo card.

What I don't understand, is how the hype is possibly real. This isn't two school yard bullies beating each other up in a parking lot. They are billionaires. This will be measured and grifted upon if it ever goes through.

hybridhavoc,
@hybridhavoc@darkfriend.social avatar

@mentallyalex
@evan
That's the reason for the hype. It's fodder for podcasts, punditry, placing bets, all promising potential profit off people's preference for punch-lines

Cerhn,

@evan the onion vs reality since 2016.

SteveClough,
@SteveClough@metalhead.club avatar

@evan If you have predicted ANYTHING over the last few years in 2015, I would have suggested you needed some treatment.

Nothing makes sense, and hasn't since Lemmy died.

aaronbieber,

@evan Nilay Patel really nailed what the problem is here: Elon wants to do WWE, but Zuck wants to do MMA.

In the dramedy of my mind, Elon shows up with like a luchador mask and does some goofy show-off moves and then Zuck just drops him.

fabricius,

@evan haha, I love @the_verge's way of looking at it:
Zuck : UFC
Elon : WWE
... and they do not necessarily mix well

rabcyr,

@evan @perigrin wait… it’s because of activitypub?! really?!?!

bflipp,

@evan Zuck seems pretty shredded but Elon’s a much larger man and has been drowning himself in Testosterone and HGH for a few years now the way only dudes born in the 70s seem to do. Honestly I would expect Elon to win handily but if the arena also could cave in during the middle of the fight that would be the best option for the world at large.

djvdq,
@djvdq@mastodon.social avatar

@bflipp Musk is big, fat, and slow. Zuck is very fit, does a lot of sports and trains martial arts (he's even winning local tournaments). I wouldn't be so sure about Musk winning.

bflipp,

@djvdq who cares?

toxtethogrady,

@evan I feel the same way about this as the fight between Putin and Prigozhin. When Fascists fight each other, the wins...

shoq,
@shoq@mastodon.social avatar

@evan A true cluster fuck. And you earned it :)

the_Effekt,

@evan

However you think of it, remember that it is a marketing strategy. Zuck is victorious, becomes Activitypub's hero. People fall to their knees in awe and join Meta instances, and it grows and grows and grows, eclipsing the rest of the Fediverse.

They are planning the Extend part of EEE even before the app is done.

They are preparing. Question is, will we be prepared?

penryu,
@penryu@hachyderm.io avatar

@evan As much faith as I have that it will actually happen in any meaningful way, Jerry Springer will be playing referee from the afterlife.

evan,
@evan@cosocial.ca avatar

@penryu I hope Zuck makes Elon kiss a printout of the ActivityPub spec

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