jwz,
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Just explained to a kid at the bar why self driving cars will never work by making him fold a napkin in half as many times as he could. He got to 7. "Ok, you only need to do that 34 more times until it reaches the moon."

I will be your drunken anticapitalist science educator for the evening.

peterhoneyman,
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@jwz i have a different take on this.

there are something like 40,000 car crash deaths each year and we are apparently cool with that since it’s been that way for some time.

now imagine universal self-driving cars cutting that number in half, i.e., 20,000 deaths caused by self-driving cars.

there would be public hangings.

jwz,
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@peterhoneyman Yeah allow me to retort: you're a fucking idiot.

eyck_of_denesle,

@jwz why is a kid in the bar?

pa27,

@jwz I'll be impressed when I see one navigate one of our single track roads, with ill defined crumbling edges and potholes, and having to reverse a couple of hundred metres to get to a passing place....

jwz,
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@pa27 Anticipate a life of disappointment

pa27,

@jwz That's my basic state... Then you only get the occasional pleasant surprise!

angel,
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Drunken anticapitalist science. I've found the three-word description of the reason why I'm not invited to parties anymore.

hatter,
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@jwz did you have a bigger sheet of paper handy, when he asked for one ?

jwz,
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@hatter Ok so napkins are thicker than typing paper but I could not do that math in my head, I apologize.

tuban_muzuru,
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@jwz

The vehicles will be engineered for the terrain. They won't be very fast, at first, but they'll evolve quickly.

The "road" is an invention of the previous iteration of the car. I can see the "road" supporting automatic driving, with offramp signs saying "Resume manual control" and you'll get tickets if you don't.

camerondotca,
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@tuban_muzuru @jwz The issue is that privately owned vehicles are.. what's the technical term? ...an environmental and societal nightmare.

tuban_muzuru,
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@camerondotca @jwz

Who repairs these publicly owned vehicles?

jwz,
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@tuban_muzuru @camerondotca They're called trains, you pinhead.

tuban_muzuru,
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jwz,
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@tuban_muzuru @camerondotca Annnnnd that's a plonk

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